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The ability to block and defend against gay mens offensive dick.
"Today I used my defensive dick to block Gary's offensive dick."
When you don’t want to go to an event or do something and blame it on diarrhea. Nobody will ever question it. It’s the perfect excuse.
I got out of dinner tonight by using the diarrhea defense. Worked like a charm!
A defense used for charges of indecent exposure. First used in Davenport case where a man had his wife testify that he was not well-endowed enough for a female postal worker to have seen his penis from about 35 feet away.
I got off the charges using the McFly defense
The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.
This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.
"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"
"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."
The Rocky Mountains, on the Coloradan side.
"Thank fuck for the anti Mormon defense wall, some of them get through occasionally, but we're still allowed to buy more than just 3.2 beer."
All out Tower Warfare! Deploy your towers from the air, land, and sea. Rival against powerful enemies and bosses before they destroy your towers. You are humanity's last hope to defend the base.
It's a Tower Defense game on Roblox.
"Bro, did you see the Tower Defense: X update? They added a nuke!"
"Sick, I'll go check it out."
Its how the Clevand Browns get a 0-100 record
You should really change that saran wrap defense