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Democrat

A group of overly entitled assholes that after losing the civil war and the right to hold slaves, radically publicized and pushed the approach of having the state support the poor in an effort to retain their equity. An errant, egomaniacal collective of Dunning-Kruger sufferers with pathological narcissistic tendencies. A skilled group of toxic self-serving hippies who financially and managerially refuse to support the policies they insist upon. Self-proclaimed victim's to the worlds brutality. Interrupting, disrespectful delinquent douchebags who, like atheists, refuse to acknowledge the possibility that they are errant in conclusion and in desperate need of professional help. A collective of out of date asshats that manipulate the poor in an effort to gain political position. Known individually as pieces of shit. Known collectively as a huddle of tards, a circle jerk, the douche helmets, sub 70's, or the dried up old fucks that the other dried up old fucks voted for. An insanely disconnected gang of prostitutes and ChoMos from California and New York.

The democrats chose to raise the taxes on Corporations instead of individuals so they could increase welfare while keeping their money.

by Johannes Shultz April 18, 2018

103πŸ‘ 979πŸ‘Ž


Democrat

Someone who insults the opposing party to get votes

Man 1: Republicans are awful!
Man 2: You're a democrat

by Kim Jong-Ill May 12, 2020

93πŸ‘ 423πŸ‘Ž


Democratic Party

A group that masquerades as a political party. It is comprised of social justice warriors, snowflakes, racists, gender-sensitive cretins, and all manner of mentally ill individuals.

Without the Democratic Party, the United States of America would be a much better place.

by Dragonwolf May 29, 2019

11832πŸ‘ 2076πŸ‘Ž


nebraska democrat

Person who makes back door deals to further their own interests while leaving the rest of the collective out

Gary is such a Nebraska Democrat for working a deal with HR so he doesn't have to do reviews like the rest of management.

Stop being a Nebraska Democrat, you need wait in line with everyone else!

by Bobby Slocum March 25, 2010

53πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


democrat

a total moron, a person who just can't get it right; someone who is lame and not fun. ALSO: a swindler or hornswaggler; a carpetbagger

"Look at this guy he's driving like a total DEMOCRAT!"

"Ya I was trying to watch a move but some DEMOCRAT wouldn't get off his phone."

"Hey man, nice skinny jeans, you look like a complete DEMOCRAT."

"So you don't eat meat? What are you, some kind of DEMOCRAT?"

by LogJamminCarl January 22, 2012

72πŸ‘ 1122πŸ‘Ž


Democratic Anarchy

The idea that we should elect as many anarchists as possible so that they may ween the people off the need for government entirely. Since democratic socialists believe it is possible to vote ourselves into a socialist society, democratic anarchists believe it is possiblento vote ourselves into an anarchist society. Like parents raising their children to be self sufficient adults, it is a democratic anarchist’s duty to encourage people to operate on a person to person basis without any top-down force occurring. Libertarian socialists call themselves LibSocs, and democratic anarchists call themselves DemAns.

Libertarians are weird, they are always inventing their own ideologies. Now they have this ideology called β€œdemocratic anarchy”. They seriously think they’re going to elect a democratic anarchist as President some time by the end of the century.

by IcyHot May 21, 2019

28πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


democrats

Democrats are a political party who enjoy doing exactly what their opponents, the Republicans, don't want, even if it is not a smart idea. For example, they enjoy being nice to terrorists. They also like to point out anything even minorly racist any Republican ever says. Democrats also find delight in raising people's taxes, for no reason at all. Also, the democrats are known to blame Bush for everything bad that happens in their lives.

* This is a list of traits of the typical democrats. However, there are many exceptions to this. there are many good people in the world who happen to be democrats. I know several, and they are great company. This article applies to people who are famous FOR being democrats (ex. Al Gore, Bill Clinton, etc...) IT IS ENTIRELY POSSIBLE FOR THERE TO BE INCREDIBLY LIKEABLE DEMOCRATS, such as the democrats from New Providence, and other small towns.

Famous Democrat: Hey, that's a nice lunch you have there, I hope you don't mind if I take half of it.
Person: Why?
Famous Democrat: Because it belongs to the Government, and not you.
Person: Look, I'm a democrat too, and am I asking for your lunch?
Famous Democrat: But I am a famous democrats.
Person: Look, I don' t mean to be rude, and I'm all for democracy, but can I eat my lunch in peace please?
Famous Democrat: You mean our lunch.

by a Concerned Citizen October 29, 2013

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