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They were so bad one fan, when asked about their season, said, "They really suck this year. It hurts because I've been a fan for my entire life." The interviewer responded, "The lions can suck my big fat oily c***." This sentiment was expressed throughout the season by non-fans of the team. Events like these further exacerbated relations between Lions fans and other football fans. For the most part the relations were non-violent, however, at some times Lions fans attacked non-fans with crutches and other blunt instruments. These hostilities were often met with verbal attacks like, "Suck my fat girthy oily c**k". The Lions claim no affiliation to these anarchists, however, a theory called the Lions Vertical Integration Theory(LVIT) proposes that the Lions players and management are behind every single act of terror since 1957. Cats(2019) h**l yeah. A cross country runner's supposedly broken ankle that was actually a cover for espionage, F**k yeah.
As mentioned earlier fans of this sh**ty team are notorious for committing horrible atrocities. Some have even committed war crimes. One high school boy repeatedly beat a non-fan classmate with a stick. This fan was later charged with unrelated counts of murder and arson. The lack of a proper response led one radio show host to say, "The lions can shove a two foot oiled up horse d**k up their a**. And the fans can chortle on by plump b**ls." The Lions responded saying, "Lions don't like c**k".
I heard the Detroit Lions suck
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I thought lucy was a good girl in the sack, until she told me to take the Detroit Tunnel.
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Sexual position; similar to "doggy style"; man stands, hold woman in "doggy style" position with her legs folded against his and his arms under her chest, hands are palm up and under the woman's shoulders. The man walks while dragging the woman's knuckles on the floor.
"I gave Linda the ol' "Detroit Knuckledragger" last night!
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A person who finds great pleasure in stealing things, car jacking, or causing problems with police officers. Could also be used for someone who can jump vey high or run long distances at high speeds.
Dante was known all over the projects for being a Detroit Pete.
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when u shit on a girls forehead after she brushed her teeth
i gave this one bitch a detroit bowtie last week
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NBA team that is slowly crumbling.
First they beat the lakers in 2004.
Then they lost to the Spurs in 2005.
Then they lost to the Miami Heat in the 2006 eastern conference finals.
Then they lost Ben Wallace.
What's gonna happen next, I wonder...the Detroit Pistons miss the playoffs? LMAO!
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DETROIT SPINNERS - Spinning rim add ons for Sportbikes.
Detroit Spinners are just like Sprewells for your Motorcycle.
Http://www.detroitspinners.com
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