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A metaphor relating to a stupid, ignorance, and educated person that can not distinguish similarities between items or objects.
George is so stupid, he don't know the difference between his asshole and a hole in the ground.
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The phrase you say before you make peace or team up with your enemy.
Person A: "What the hell do you want?"
Person B: "Listen, I know we have our differences."
having sex with someone different every night, when you are married
see my definition working late
made famous in a film 40 days and 40 nights
mark: did you know tom is working a different girl every night?
carl: ohhhhhhh what an asshole, his wife is sooooooo hot and she is nice to him
mark: i know, i might go round there when hes not there and "tell her"
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in our modern soc-med world, a very important moral quality that you absolutely cannot, and will never be able to, buy at the local Walmart.
the main reason the 2016 campaign rhetoric was so vitriolic and insidious was that both presidential nominees didn't know, or didn't bother to learn, the difference between attacking people and problems.
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expression, phrase; English
1. I have zero personality and my obsession with my child borders on sickness
2. Yes, my child is acting like a brat in public and I'm doing nothing about it
3. I regret my own decisions, but I pretend that I don't; join me so I'm not so jealous of you
-"Man, I will NEVER allow my children to smear shit all over the neighbors!"
"Well, once you have kids you'll think differently!!!"-
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So much of our current social and political discourse is based on proving the other wrong i.e. winning the argument. We don't demonstrate enough empathy to understand where the "other" is coming from and the merits of their point. A black and white world is a construct of our own imagination and our desire to imprint our views on to others. It ignores the beauty that the synthesis or fusion of diverse ideas enables.
John had made a life out of proving people wrong. He took pride in being able to argue against any position and win. He was a talk show host. One night when he was grilling a guest who was making a point around having improved gun controls in place. John, barely let she finish her sentences, was adversarial and was not listening. At the end of the segment the guest said; "John, do you want to win the argument, or make a difference".
A phrase shouted Jesus when he has become aroused by the sight of a man and intends to pursue him. Jesus will use his tendrils to grab hold of the man, immobilizing him until Jesus forces the man's penis into butt dick butt.
Guy 1: "Oh, shit, here comes Jesus, and he looks horny!"
Guy 2: "Get away!"
Jesus: "Bis hop a bis hoppin' hop to different doorways in a maze!"
Guy 1: "It's too late! He's got me by the dick with his tendrils!"
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