Random
Source Code
Random
A huge ass dildo shaped like a dragon penis that destroys your ass.
My ass hurts after using that dragon dildo.
11👍 3👎
When a girl has been gang-Banged for over one hour straight and can no longer see clearly, and in severe cases she will see the dildos inserted into her vagina on fire, and will scream and moan, but nobody else realizes it, as she's been moaning the whole time.
Me and my friends fucked this bitch, and she started seeing flaming dildos
13👍 4👎
someone who shoves a dildo into the anal and vaginal area to the point of orgasm
pornstars are all dildo shovers even the straight ones
15👍 5👎
Dildo boots were first pictured in some cheezy 'club' pr0n mag. Nuthand made dildo boots famous. When trying to replicate the dildo boot you will need to ensure that you use black pattent leather, and the dildo should protrude off the rear of the boot.
"Max and granville are fighting over who gets to wear the dildo boots again!"
17👍 6👎
Kinda like star wars but with dildos
I saw two lesbians play dildo wars
The tool used by the Marine Corps when they want to fuck you royally in the ass. Origionally the Big Green Weenie, it has evolved like the cammies Into the Digital Era.
Ben: Dude I tried to bone this girl in the room last night but duty came in and cockblocked!!
Rusty: Aww man you got the Digi Dildo dude, how's your ass feel?
Taking a delicious shit into a condom and use it as a dildo (duh).
I could smell my sister's sausage dildo last night.