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The act of hiding behind a shower curtain while person, or persons is going to the bathroom while viciously shadow jerking. When person is about to wash their hands, jump out and ejaculate on hands of person screaming FOR THE MOTHERLAND!
Dude my brother gave me the biggest Siberian dish soap!
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When I am So Fucked up from drugs , alcohol or both. I Always said to myself and others "My dishes are done man" which came from thee famous movie "Don't tell mom the babysitter is dead"
I'm So Fucked Up, Dishes are Done Man!!!
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When a man plays twister with a cow naked and farts until the cow cums a boat of shit.
I was having a nice chat with chadley when he said he gave a cow a tenessee dish washer while drinking the 1742 jackson pollock cock.
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Boxes hung on the stall of the womens bathroom for throwing away used tampons and such. Referred to as litter from the clit.
The clitty litter dish was full, but when I went to empty it, a pad stuck to my hand.
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Have your partner poop on pizza dough in a deep dish pan. Cover it with pizza sauce and cheese. Bake it at 375 for 18-20 minutes. While your partner is eating the pizza, ejaculate on his/her face, then punch them in the stomach.
Hey, have you had our famous Chicago Deep Dish pizza?
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A Chicago Deep dish is when an uncircumcised man pulls his dick skin up and over head of his penis creating a small well and then another man ejaculates into that well.
It took some goading but my buddy Carl finally gave me the Chicago deep dish I have been begging for.
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The act of a dog licking your arse and balls clean of peanut butter
His dog licked Culleys Peanut Dish for the 9th time that day
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