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As the Fascist leader Mussolini was known as Il Duce, the term "Il Douche" is used to describe the number one leader of douchebags(you know who you are) and/or all that is douchey............
Carl was bestowed with the name Il Douche as a result of his tendency to be a major d-bag.
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A person who brings their guitar to a house party, gets drunk, then proceeds to play said guitar in order to try and impress someone. This person is usually a gigantic douche and should be treated with a slap to the face and removal of guitar privileges.
Person 1: Dude, did you see Alex last night?
Person 2: Yeah, he was being such a guitar douche, it amazes me how he has friends.
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Someone who is both a dick and a douche at the same time. Someone who may refuse to take the blame and passes it to another.
"Hey AshPen, did you leave that tissue on the table?"
"No, AdiKali did it."
"Don't Lie, I saw you, you DICKEY DOUCHE."
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An obnoxious gathering of douchebags, who exhibit pack-like behaviors. Similar to a gaggle of geese, school of fish or herd of buffalo.
We were drinking a few beers and having a good time until it was spoiled by the arrival of a douche pack.
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a place where a woman (who is being a cunt) goes to clean out her vagina
"Hey Veronica, you're really being a fucking cunt today. You should probably go to the douche station to get your vagina cleaned out ASAP!"
An unpalatable miscreant. A cancerous plague typically reeking of feline excrement seen lurking around the bowels of the China-Town. This abominable beast is generally found covered in lacerations from frequent encounters with putrid tomcats. This untamed masochist inflicts near mortal injuries to oneself by means of fractured bones, impalements, and flesh eating bacteria. These ailments prohibit meticulous analysis of complaints taken by near comatose subordinates exiled to the fifth stationhouse.
Hey look the Barba-Douche is away from the desk hunting a pot smoker.
Annoyingly bright headlights that some idiots choose to customize their cars with while blinding everybody else on the road
I was driving home last night when this asshole with douche lights pulls up behind me and tails me for two exits. I couldn't see a fucking thing.
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