Taking a Drive-By

The act of stopping by someone's home to defecate for the sole purpose of fouling the air in said home, then leaving immediately. The smaller the home the better, as the staech is more difficult for the inhabitant(s) to escape.

I was really pissed at my friend for leaving the party last night with my date, so I stopped by his apartment today and took a drive-by.

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drive stay

To drive to the opposition, stay at the location, and engage in a battle of fisticuffs.

Me: "My brethren, did you see Sir Jake Paul decide not to do a drive stay and instead do a drive by?
My Brethren: "Oh, that was hilarious. He had Sir Dillon Danis looking foolish. Hahaha, he even threw toilet paper at him!"

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Drive Heaving

Dry Heaving while operating a motor vehicle.

Our taxi driver was so hungover this morning...he was totally Drive Heaving.

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psycho drive-by

the act of driving by your ex's house after you've broken up to see if a new car is parked outside, or to see if they are home sulking over your break-up.
and psycho drive-by can be committed by you, your best friend, and in some instances, your parents.

I had a feeling Stephen was back with his ex, so I did a psycho drive-by and saw her car there!

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motorcycle drive by

best...song...ever...it's sad and fast at the same tine. check this song out.

motorcycle drive by makes me feel awesomely awesome! third eye blind kicks serious ass.

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Drive texting

Drive texting is the act of sending a text message while driving.

I'm sorry officer; I don't know what happened. I was drive texting, and the homeless dude just showed up on my windshield.

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Driving Game

A game played when bored. Usually late at night.
Rules of game: Cram as many people as humanly possible into a car. Drive randomly. When stopped at a stop light, look at the clock in the car. If the time is even, go right. If the time is odd, go left. If the driver turns onto a highway, roll some dungeons and dragon dice and go that many exits. If there is only a normal die available, add a zero to the number, and go that many exits. When hungry, pull into the nearest ihop/denny's. Driver never pays for gas or food.

I went on an adventure last night when playing the driving game; we fit 7 people into a 2-door car!

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