mercedes driver

Rich ass mother fuckers who think they own the road and have no sense of direction

Watch out Mercedes driver ahead were going to crash

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BMW Driver

Bunch (of) Monkey Wankers. BMW

do u no wot BMW really stands for? its Bunch of Monkey Wankers

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Desi Driver

the induvidual whom transports intoxicated people to and from the bar safetly, and is responsible for them. Basically a shorten version of Designated Driver

Whose being Desi Driver tonight b/c I plan on getting CRUNCKED!!!

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Cigarette driver

A tightwad that will drive 20 miles out of their way just to buy cigarettes for 10 cents less than at the corner store by their house.

Store owner:
"Damn guy will buy his lotto, beer, and crack pipe here, but they won't buy my Camels, 'cuz I'm too damn high. Fuckin' cigarette driver.

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Bus Driver

Hitting a female so hard their weave falls off.

Damn, man! You gotta stop bus drivering her! She's running outta good weaves!

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Pile Driver

A mixture of prune juice and vodka. Similar to a Screw Driver, which is orange juice and vodka. But this drink not only slides down your throat, but out your ass as well.

Tom: Man, I'm constipated

George: Try a Pile Driver

Tom: (drinks) Gah, I just crapped myself.

George: Then the job is done.

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Hummer Driver

1. Person the drives a Hummer. 2. A man with a small penis. 3. An extreme douchebag. 4. A rich ass hole. 5. One who gives not a fuck about anything in the world, except for men's asses.

LeBron James is literally a hummer driver. Except for the penis part. He is black of course.

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