gateway drug

1. Any substance that takes an inordinately long time to pass from one's system and leads one to choose a more harmful alternative that doesn't hang around in the fat cells so that a drug test may be passed successfully. See marijuana.

2. Potentially any substance sold by a street dealer.

3. A term liberally touted around by right-wing nutjobs who don't understand the meaning of the term "use responsibly."

1. If I smoke this joint, I'll have to wait to pass a drug test because it will linger in my system for a week or more. But if I take these slightly more dangerous pills, they'll get flushed out in a day or two. The solution is simple! *swallows twelve pills*

2. Me: "Hey man, you got anything green?"
Dealer: "Yeah, that'll be ten bucks. By the way, you like angel dust?"

3. Bill O'Reilly: "Marijuana is a gateway drug! Studies have shown that people who smoke marijuana are led to experiment with other, more harmful drugs to get the same effect!"
Me: "What about alcohol? You'll buy just about anything while you're drunk. Besides, marijuana isn't even a drug, you toolbag."
Bill O'Reilly: "NANNY NANNY BOO BOO STICK YOUR HEAD IN DOO DOO I'M LOUDER THAN YOU! I WIN!"

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Devil's Drug

devilsdrug.com is an adult directory

you can save your favorite links of free streamed porn on video sharing sites to your devil's drug profile and come back to them later.

Devil's drug is now devilsdrug.com and a great site to find free porn videos

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Drug & Tug

When person 1 spikes person 2's drink and once person 2 passes out, has their hand used to give a hand job to person 1. This is a variation on "The Stranger" technique of masturbation in that it uses an actual stranger.

Joe: My drink got spiked last night and when I woke up I had semen all over my hand.

Jeff: Ohhh man, looks like someone just got nailed by a "Drug & Tug"

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drug sponge

a hot gurl who outright askes you for more of your drugs (usually cocaine)

dam that taylor girl drug sponged all my coke lastnight

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Drug Child

What high class, self asorbed, self obsessed homosexuals, especially the club kids, call other club kids who are drug addicts. Although they do drugs themselves, this is a hypocritical term.

He is the original drug child. But I dont do drugs. In fact, I hate Heroine. (sniffs Heroine)

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Pugs not Drugs

Hang out with Pugs. Not. Drugs

Pugs not Drugs mah man

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Drug Helmet

1. A doo rag or a bandanna on a person's head. The fabric on the persons head is usually tie-dyed or mulit-colored.

2. An actual model of helmet used for protection while riding a motor transport. The model helmet (referred to as a drug helmet)has very small compartments on the under side. The model helmet is sought after by people who use drugs and transport their own personal stash of controlled substances.

A man with a tie dyed bandanna leaves a store.

"hey man, got some weed?"

"Why?"

"You got a drug helmet on!"

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