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Slang conversational term. describing for a one upper. Used to describe a person's inflatable ego, which needs to constantly be refilled.
Ah jeez, there's that Dan from Tom and Don's Irregular Cell Phone Emporium, don't let him talk to you. He's got a real leaky ego and won't shut up.
Dick ego is basically a term/label for fragile masculinity that doesn't help anyone including the man himself. It is often associated with masculinity that hinders emotional vulnerability with anyone including bros, and openness to experiences that are non-normative, unconventional, and maybe considered accepted behavior for a man.
A: Hey. Looking really hot today, man! Love the look.
B: Ayo stop with this gay shit. Thanks though.
A: Hahahah time to cut your dick ego down to size, man! Chill!
B:What do you mean?
A: I mean, it's okay to compliment each other as men.
B: Hmmm, I guess so? Alright, thanks then. *hugs*
The theory that earthquakes follow you, wherever you live.
Steve: "We never get earthquakes here!"
Paul: "We will now, I just moved here."
Steve: "You are so ego-seismic."
"Ego Warrior" is a play on the phrase "Eco Warrior". It aptly describes those who selflessly 'save the planet', and get a bit of an ego boost in the process. An ego warrior typically likes to point out their heroic feats to everyone within earshot - drawing attention to their sacrifice - and thereby emphasising how little other mere mortals are doing.
Newman chained himself to some machinery this morning - and is now wearing an adult nappy, as he's not sure when the filth are coming to bolt-cut him off! Newman is such an ego warrior.
A professional equivalent to Lol. It is Latin for “I am laughing.” You can’t type Lol in a work email but you can say Ego ridens.
Did the buyer really offer to pay above asking price? Ego ridens.
To pour hot lego plastic/wax down the urethra. Normally used in BDSM practices.
"You wanna do some lego my ego later, my nephew just got a set and has some extras!"
A person that lifts heavy weights with the only intention of impressing other people.
Person 1: Look at Derek, he is in the gym all the time
Person 2: Yeah, he is such an Ego Lifter