A cute or hot girl that knows how to fix a car, motorcycle, or any other type of vehicle.
A grease monkey that happens to be a girl.
It's a little more pricey to go to the local shop, but getting to see a engine bunny like her is worth it!
Working on a pretend project with impractical goals, imaginary requirements, unachievable expectations.
My current assignment is fantasy engineering, we're making green biofuel out of unicorn manure.
The continual oozing of fecal matter after a bowel movement. Often leaves an oily residue in ones under garments.
The results of an overly relaxed or impaired sphincter.
Dr. Gus had engine run on so may patient complaints were filed about having been on the receiving end of the stench.
When your computer fan kicks into overdrive and spins at 100000000RPM, making a noise equivalent to that of a jet engine on take off
hang on, I can't hear a word you're saying; my computer is jet engining
The use of a napkin to illustrate, design, invent, or otherwise explain some kind of engineering topic, theory, process, or equipment.
Envelopes, hands, and other generally small pieces of paper can be substituted.
Aristotle- How was the napkin ring invented?
Plato- I drew it on the back of a napkin.
Aristotle- Oh, napkin engineering. Toss the fris!
A guy so smooth it's like he engineers the booty.
Jeff so smooth, he a booty engineer.
Were the guy stands in front of the girl and the guy stands behind the girl and the girl in the middle goes back and forth on her hands and knees that's a boxer engine
Hey man that girl performed at boxer engine move real nice the other night didn't she