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A dong that is both hard and erect. Generally, when doing the sexy times, you'll probably want your dingle dong to be hard & erect. It's common practice within the male community to have a hard and erect dong when either masturbating, sexy sex, or moisturizing.
Guy 1: Man, when I sexed my boyfriend (no homo) last night, I had a Hard Erect Dong
Guy 2: Yeah same man, when I sexed my girlfriend (no hetero) last night, my dong was both hard and erect.
Guy 3: Shut up man we're at my father's funeral
When your horny af and you snapchat a bunch of easy girls but they reply after you already finished jerking off
Tom I swear this bitch is always playin. I send her a snap tryin to get nudes and she gives me that post-erection reply.
It's what you get when you play Mass Effect 2
"I just finished my 5th playthrough as a vanguard on insanity! I have a major Mass Erect 2!"
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A side-effect of male-enhancement medicine. Results in extreme discomfort if you are wearing especially tight pants. Not that any one person writing any definitions specifically has done that. Extremely obvious no matter what clothes you're wearing. Can be spotted from long distances.
Sexually inept man: Damn, I've had this erection for four hours!
Me: You shouldn't have taken Viagra. Your pants look like a tent at a circus.
SIM: Man, I hate four hour erections
A particularly raging penile erection that you feel will not subside of its own accord, but rather requires ejaculation in order to deflate. A one-way erection has path-dependance unlike a typical erection.
Hey baby, this is a one-way erection. You'd better sort that out because I don't want to end up with blue balls.
Its what the world will get when Mass Effect 2 comes out.
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The issue with touching Dusty (dog) and he gets super excited for no reason.
Matt- ::hugs Dusty:: Oh you are such a good boy! I love cuddling with you ::gets close and Dusty gives him kisses::
Linds- Omg Dusty's erection is quite hard and poking out of his foreskin. Pardon me while i clean up my vomit.
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