Someone who only acts as your friend when they require a service from you.
βGee Kevin, I could really use a ride to Futureshop todayβ β Politis
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It is the act of trying to appear "woke" or "depressed" on a social media site to gain followers. It is usually built around a fake persona, built with the need to 'fit in' when in reality, it undermines real mental disorders, and could sometimes lead to legitimate depression. If you're suffering from depression, call your local hotline.
Please, don't try to be fake deep and build your persona around something you aren't.
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What Rick and Morty used as a method to fake their death to get out of situations in Season 4 Episode 8
I need fake acid to escape the Government
Me and Michal created a fake container of acid to avoid tax fraud
A term defined on Urban Dictionary that has NEVER been used in that way before. It's not rare to see them as the word of the day, unfortunately. Sometimes, they appear as the first thing you see when you look up a term that has an actual meaning that ISN'T whatever the fake definition says, and sometimes, the specific fake definition has many other people defining the same fake definition.
Examples:
1) Sexual "definitions" that "defines" something that is neither inherently sexual nor used in any sort of sexual term (ex: one of the definitions for downloading)
2) "Definitions" for common real life names (ex: Susan)
3) Inside jokes between like 1 or 2 small friend groups
Jack: Yo Brain let's search up our names on UrbDic to see what kind of fake definitions no-lifes there put as the "definitons" for our names.
Brain: Apparently, they put "a cool and chill introvert" under my name
Jack: Cool. I got "a fuckboy who made so many girls (and boys) lose their virginity".
a local who disguises themselves as someone from stan twitter, using slang like sis, tea, etc. but totally wrong. they show their true local identity very easily due to their incorrect use of slang. usually a try hard. play on fake fan
Oh my gosh did you see Sarah try and use reaction pics?
Yup, lmao. What a fake stan
used for gaining the attention and attraction of anyone when sad, basically. Used most frequently during teen years.
That boy just told everyone he's gonna commit die!.
Relax, he's known for fake depression
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AKA: Pan Am smile or Botox smile.
To deliver withering insults with a faux sweet smile. It's a socialized way for high ranking classy women/men who have to refrain from stooping to their haters level when in reality, they're desperately wishing that the person would be decapitated by a flying toilet carrying their own trots and any bullshit that the looseness of their bowels cannot carry.
A fake smile can also be used to replace the middle finger or a punch to the mouth to those who don't seem to understand that you could not care less of what they think of you. Their jealousy is a good indication that you must be an awesome person of the highest calibre to spark such fury, envy and outrage.