Millennium Falcon

The act of giving a female a shocker using the thumb and index finger for the vagina and the pinky finger for the anus.

My girlfriend wanted to play around so I flew in the millennium falcon while her parents were gone.

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Blue Falcon

Generally a word used in the military. In the military alphabet B=Bravo, F=Falcon. Buddy Fucker is the original phrase, Blue Falcon is more politically correct.

" I had plans to go to the coast for vacation with Randy, he asked me like 4 different times and I'm in school." " I finally got approval with my teachers and my job, and at the last minute, he said he couldn't make it." "Randy Blue Falconed me big time!"

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Millennium Falcon

Tossing someone's salad who it totally obsessed with Billie Dee Williams while drinking a Colt 45.

We were watching Star Wars and then all of the sudden she gave me the Millennium Falcon.

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Falcon Hills

Falcon Hills is a neighborhood in Highlands Ranch, Colorado. It is a gated community, with many large, extremely expensive houses. The neighborhood consists of families with children, and old couples. Due to the recession, a large number of the houses are for sale.

Kid 1: My parent bought a house in Falcon Hills.
Kid 2: Dude you must be really rich!

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Falcon Goggles

A crippling condition inflicted upon male cadets of the US Air Force Academy that:

1. Causes female cadets that would be average or unattractive anywhere else to appear acceptably attractive, or worse, hot (see golden pussy syndrome, fool's golden pussy syndrome);

2. Causes any female not wearing a military uniform (which, by the way, makes any woman seem unattractive despite any original attractiveness) to appear far more attractive than reality would suggest;

3. May be abbreviated as "foggles", and when coupled with beer goggles, cause the victim to become foboogled, in which case he's probably going to hook up with a very ugly chick sometime soon.

1. Riley is a 5 to most people, but among cadets with Falcon Goggles, she becomes a 7.

2. Justin's Falcon Goggles gives him an irresistible urge to hit on any civilian chick he sees.

3. Cadet X: "I can't believe you hooked up with Kimmie last night. That bitch isn't remotely cute."

Cadet Y: "Dude I was so drunk I barely remember what she looks like."

Cadet X: "Sounds like you were foboogled then. How unfortunate."

Cadet Y: "I don't care man. Still got me dick wet."

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Falcon wine

the term used to describe the use of a wine bottle for mass destruction, similar to falcon punch made famous by Captain Falcon however with the addition of a wine bottle

Dan: FALCON PUNCH!!!!
Jordan: *grabs bottle*
Dan: OH SHI-
Jordan: FALCON WINE!!!!

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falcon hunt

Picking up girls

Lets hit the club and go on a falcon hunt tonight

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