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fat deuce

To take a ginat shit

fuck i have to drop a fat deuce

by Poof6001 December 10, 2004

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fat fuck

Let me clarify things up a bit. A fat person is not always a fat fuck, but a fat fuck is always a fat person. Therefore, not every fat person is a fat fuck.

There's some major differences between a fat fuck and being fat. A fat person is just like any other regular person but fat. That is the category I fall in. I wear bigger clothes and can't run that fast, but besides that I am just like you.

A fat fuck is a not a person. A fat fuck is a sentient mass of blubber, odor and stretch marks. There are a few ways to distinguish between a fat person and a fat fuck. A fat fuck goes around with a horrible odor lingering because they are too lazy to shower every day. A fat fuck breathes with his mouth open everywhere like a sloth because breathing through his nose doesn't supply enough oxygen. A fat fuck goes around eating everyone's leftovers and pleas ignorant when asked where all the food went. A fat fuck chooses to ignore his girth and act like he's 150lbs by wearing clothes too small and getting in the way of everyone. A fat fuck will get all bitchy when someone calls him out of his fatness instead of accepting the fact he is fat. A fat fuck has grease stains and crumpled up McDonald's bags around his room because he is too lazy to clean. A fat fuck is a swine in human form.

So please, as a fat person, try and distinguish between the overweight ones and the fat fucks. Thank you.

-The fat fuck in my dorm decided it was cute to eat all my leftovers in the fridge even though it was clearly labeled. The next day I keyed his car up.

Person 1. What the hell is that smell?
Person 2. It's Anthony, that fat fuck smells all the time because he doesn't act like he knows what a shower is.

Dear Fat Fucks of the world. TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER. I can smell you from a mile away. They make soap for a fucking reason.

by I love lesbians June 24, 2011

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Sexy fat

When you’re fat and still look sexy

Girl A: “Do you see that guy’s body?
Girl B: “Yeah, he’s sexy fat. Thick and sexy

by boxofcats July 31, 2018


Fat Boochie

officially known as the the fattest cat in the world, Fat Boochie is said to eat 1 entire container of treats every two days. she is an abyssinian cat

who is the fattest cat in the world? oh it’s fat boochie!

by STENNYFOREVER February 7, 2019


Fat furs

A group of furries that like the concept of fat, chubby, obese, and blob anthropomorphize animals

If you looked this up you're part of those fat furs

by U Wolf May 13, 2021


Fat Ducks

Stunningly Handsome

Look at you and your Fat Ducks!

That boy has some Fat Ducks!

by SpoonRRAR April 12, 2010


Fat Factory

Another name of the industrial metal band Fear Factory. In this band, everyone is fat as hell except for the singer.

Matt: Dude did you watch the Golden gods last night?
Joey: Yeah what was the band that was really fat?
Matt: Idk i think they were Fat Factory

by Bubba gump16 August 6, 2010