Magician Father

A father who instantly disappears from his children's life soon after they are born (similar to the way a magician instantly disappears) leaving the mother to raise the family all by herself. Magician Fathers are often seen on the TV show "Maury"

Abra cadabra, alacazam, and my Magician Father magically disappeared from my life. Now he's on Maury. No Surprise.

father on the feet

(n.) a girl who wears dad shoes.

Fathers on the feet have multiplied since Balenciaga's White Sneakers became trendy in 2017. Also called "Walkathon Patriarchs" because they empower the patriarchy's aesthetics "one step at a time."

Did u see Rebecca's outfit? Absolute father on the feet.

FATHER SWAG

swagger, he eats people. if you do not praise them. You will be attacked.

Person 1: Have you heard of FATHER SWAG?
person 2: Yes, he’s super cool but terrifying.

Father Brown

"Father Brown" describes when a person uses an elaborate and complicated explanation for a whodunnit murder when they are the actual murderer.

Robert Wagner 'Father Brown'd his whole side of the Natalie Wood case.

Father Ryan

A catholic high school in Nashville Tennessee that was founded in 1925. Their has been a misconception that their sports programs are jokes because their football team hasn't been the best in past years even though they win state in many sports each year, for the 2009 football season they will have a new Stadium and in years to come many more new facilities. MBA and JP2 are their rivals and MBA and FRHS have been rivals for years.Their academics are amazing and they have successful alumni all across the nation and Mostly right here in Nashville.

Father Ryan is the best private school for Tennessee children of any class they don't descriminate and teach you to carry on what you learn into the years after you graduate.

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father kink

having a father kink is very similar to a daddy kink. also a ddlg kink (daddy dom little girl). having a father kink is when you call your s/o “father” during sex or anything sexual. its like a daddy kink but instead of “daddy” they say “father”

usually used in ddlg when the little girl would say the following:
“father im sorry for being a bad girl”
“yes father”
so father kink is saying father

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father raper

A person you may find sitting with all the mean nasty ugly looking people on the Group-W bench there in Whitehall Street. (Reference to Arlo Guthrie's "Alice's Restaurant")

The meanest father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly 'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage."

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