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when you computer runs REALLY slow!
Jeph: Damn it why wont you work *computer types really slow*
Dan: your computer has computer flu
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a flu, which actually started in a farm in the us, possibly by a farmer who went to mexico because he might have been closer to the boarder than anyone else. later the flu spear all over mexico, and then it spread all over the world. Now theres a vaccine that avoids it, but people in canada are dying because of it. so you better not take it till obama or some other important bastard takes it and lives.
For some reason it created such a hype around the world. :l
There'd already be a cure for cancer if it would have had such a big hype
guy1: *cough*
guy2: *backs away*
guy1: Dude i only have cold >_> fff.
guy2:riiiiiiiiiight. you probably have swine flu.
guy1: dont make me cough on your face.
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A strong desire and/or lust for a fat person, or fat people in general. What "yellow fever" is to Asians, "swine flu" is to chubby people.
"Edward's case of swine flu was clearly out of hand when we caught him out with yet another chunky girl"
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not to be mistaken with the swine flu, although very much alike. The 5.0 flu may be contracted when 1 or more members of your crew comes in contact with a pig. the 5.0 flu spreads rapidly disembodying members of your crew until your money, your business, your assets and your ass's are set behind bars.
yo, you seen jonny?
no man, you better keep from him too, i herd he got the 5.0 flu ( sw!ne flu )
5.0 flu a.k.a the sw!ne flu
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The self diagnosis of influenza having read the symptoms on the internet.
He bought five packets of anti-viral drugs from a gentleman in Lagos but it was only Google flu.
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After you have been broing out and hooking up with chicks for the past week you end up with you think is a simple cold. This is no normal cold however, in fact after you lose the sore throat and drainage associated with normal colds. You gain the dreaded slut flu cough. This cough cant be fixed with medicine; the only way is to get hammered and temporarily fix the cough until it runs its course. This cough can last up to five months and normal occurances last a few weeks to a month.
"Stazz you have been coughing like a smoker for a week are you sick?"
"Nah bro I think I caught the slut flu after the makeout sesh with that rando chick, lets go out and drink so I can shake this."
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When one becomes withdrawn, unpleasant, and sad as a result of being in the immediate vacinity of a skank. The skank's proximity causes mixed emotions of jealousy, disgust, and self-loathing making it impossible to enjoy oneself at lunch, a party, or any event
I was having a great time until that cooze Krystal showed up - now I have skank flu and want to go home.
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