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When you blow your load on chick's face, and then give her an Ace of Spades.
When I was done nailing her, I gave her a Royal Flush.
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When someone falsely claims he has a flush in card games like Texas Hold'em or Omaha, you can say this to his face.
A flush is when you have 5 cards of the same suit. Not 4.
And no, 5 red cards with diamonds mixed with hearts don't make a flush.
"What chu got?"
"I got a flush.(show hand)"
"Flush your mom! You only have 4 diamonds you dumbass."
The act of flushing the toilet halfway through your business, usually done as an act of caution to avoid clogging when using gratuitous amounts of toilet paper.
"Dude, i just took a shit in your toilet and it overflowed..."
"Aw mate, take a half time flush next time if it's messy."
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A simple, yet profound way to ensure a clean and happy vagina. The ultimate system that will enable a vagina to engage in sex in the most harsh conditions, without fear of infection..: when you make a woman squirt at the end of any vaginal interaction. This removes any chance of bacterial infection by flushing out the sensitive inner workings of managing a perfect ph. There can exist a world in which no woman must fear the repercussions of dirty camp sex. Simply make her squirt as the final step. The added bonus is, even if she didn’t get off during sex, the fuck followed by the flush will ensure an enthusiastic fuck yes, every time.
I used to avoid dirty camp sex for fear of bv or yeast infection.. since practicing the fuck ‘n flush method, I have the healthiest vagina ever!!! Now, it’s imperative that any person I let interact with my lady bits must learn how to make me squirt.
A turd (seemingly with a mind of its own), which refuses to be flushed, for fear of god knows what. It sometimes intially appears to have been successfully flushed, only to reappear at the worst possible time (such as when your mother in law needs to use the lavatory).
Othon : (storms out of the lavatory, pointing in the general direction of the offensive odour arising from the unflushed turd). "Who was the dirty son of a bitch that left THAT in the toilet?"
Liz : (shrugs) "No idea what you are talking about. I had a number two, but I didn't just leave it in there. I flushed it"
Othon : "Either you're full of shit (figuratively AND literally) and you don't know how to flush a fucking toilet, or this is just another one of your post-flush surprises. Either way, I am not impressed. My shit does what it is meant to. Why can't yours? Get rid of it!".
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A poo that once leaving the anus, drops with such force (creating a 'poo wash') that it manuvers its way round the ubend. Thus, flushing itself without conventional methods required.
"Holy fuck Jake, I just did a self flushing poo"
"No way!, let me see your bowl skids"
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A bowel movement so mighty and triumphant that it requires a second flush. Constantly occurring in places such as Golden Corral or shit thrones of true men.
Just dropped a two flush megashit, it nearly tore my asshole asunder.
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