Strip football

strip football is when you play normal football with two teams but whenever the opposite team scores some-one on the team that didnt score has to take off an item of clothing. you carry in playing untill everyone in one team is in there underwear. :D

did you see that girls bra when we played strip football. we beat them well good.

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American Football

One of the dumbest and most dangerous sports created, most popular in America and Canada. Players generally weigh about 300-400 pounds and slam into each other for 3 hours. I am disappointed in my fellow Americans who actually like this garbage.

The New England Patriots won the American football championship.

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Football Fag

A faggot that plays football. Also if your name is Jacob and you play football, you are considered a gay fag

Friend 1 "Did you see Jacob tackle that guy on the game on Friday."
Friend 2 "No. He likes to touch men. He must be gay."
Football Fag: a person that plays football and likes tackling other guys.

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Football Season

when all the girlfriend's and wives throughout the United States start bitching

I've been sleeping on the couch for months now because its Football Season

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american football

A popular American sport that in many small backwater communities is more important than justice and the proper education of the players.

My brother was in a car accident caused by two high school football stars. He got 100 stitches and one eye. They got one year at juvie AFTER football season ends. Damn you american football!

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SEC Football

The NCAA's Southeastern collegiate football conference known for its running style plays and its Fast and Heavily physical Defense.

Frankie : Hey bro what are you doin' tonight?

Jonathan" I'm goin' down to the sports bar to watch some good ole' SEC Football.Florida and Alabama are playing for the conference Championship.

Frankie: Go Gators!

Jonathan:No,....screw the Gators,.. ROLL TIDE Alabama!

Frankie :Well at least I'm cheerin' for an SEC Football team instead of a PAC 10 Team !

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football injury

Used to describe a woman with a very wide posterior; used to describe a woman who looks as if a football was punted sideways into her ass

*woman walks by* "Oh, would you look at the football injury on that..."

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