lay a brick

To take a shit.Used in the movie "Ali G Indahouse".

Prime minister: "Ali,would you lay a brick for us?" ( on the building foundation)
Ali G crouches and takes a shit.

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Brick Shithouse

UK usage-

A very big person, normally male who is as broad as he is tall yet carries very little fat. Not the sort of person you would willingly upset.

Term comes from the large brick built outside toilets once common in working class areas of the UK.

I ain't gonna mess with him, he's a bleedin' brick shithouse.

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shit a brick

1. To be extremely surprised and displeased about something.

2. Something you do while waiting very anxiously for something.

3. An exclamation of displeasure.

1. Man, he's gonna shit a brick when he finds out you wrecked his car!

2. ...so we're sittin' there shittin' bricks waiting to see if the cop is going to give us a ticket!

2. Shit a brick! We've got a test in Calculus tomorrow!

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hit brick

To be highly intoxicated. Synonyms include: wasted, hammered, drunk. Comes from the idea of being so drunk you run into walls, hence, hit brick.

"wow dude, you so hit brick"
"i'm gonna hit brick tonite"

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Brick

a hard building material used to guarentee sex, also used to signify to your friends a female is attractive.

See BYOB

Ex 1. Smurf, check out them bricks over there.
Ex 2. Guy: Hey, look over there. Girl: Where? Guy: Right there! Girl: I don't see anythi... *brick*

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brick

A square unit of shit.

Johnny just shit a brick on his mothers face.

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brick

1. A guy that's a bitch.
2. A wannabe player that can't get any and is too conceited to see his face in the mirror!

Stop touching me you brick!
That brick needs to recognize!

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