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The verticle seam of flesh visible on a vagina that is shaved bald
Check out the lap cleavage on that stripper
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when your high school coach tells you to jerk off later
coach- "Practice is over" ,"Everbody take a lap"
Player- "So we jerk off?"
Coach- " bingo!!!!!"
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A victory lap involves driving around in order to waste work time while operating a company vehicle. The word has also become associated with wasting time in general, "doing victory laps."Victory laps can be measured in different lengths depending on the amount of time that needs to be wasted.
Driver: Man Nick, we have no work to do and cant clock out for another 45 minutes.
Nick: I suppose we could do a big victory lap around campus.
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A euphomism for drinking alcoholic beverages.
We went out running laps last night and I woke up with a headache.
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A sexual position in which a female(or male) lay across two males, who are in the front seats of a vehicle. The female (or male) performs oral sex on one male and the other male has vaginal or anal sex with him or her.
I almost wrecked my car, when we turned Ted's wife into a lap dog. It was the best Roader I've ever had.
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Walking around a club on the off chance you bump into a girl that wants your penis
Going to the toilet was an easy excuse for twat lapping
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In a word, it's eating pussy, by a male or female partner. Seeing as how most chicks these days trim the hedge, it's much more likely to be nappy than bushy downtown. Hence, you lap (lick) the nap.
Guy #1: She give it up to the brothas?
Guy #2: Nah, she only lap the nap.
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