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When some one open handedly slaps your chest and your back at the same time.
"Casey and I were at the Keeler's house, and mike came up and agressivly front backed us."
"Sam was bitching and makeing me listen to MGMT, so i front backed the shit out of that fool."
"I tryed to front back Jack K's dad, but got punched in the face."
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n. The next person in line for a welfare check. An individual who usually lays outside K-Marts.
Be careful on your way out, as to not trip over the front bum.
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Front Shitting is when someone (anyone) shits onto a plate or other surface, then force feeds that shit into the vagina of a lady. Yep, the poop is in there, then the lady shits it out her vadge.
It is like taking a regular dump, just using a different hole, almost like rebirthing a dump.
It is believed this horrific deep was first thought of during a snow boarding trip to New Zealand, but no one knows for sure.
There is the high possibility that filming will start mid 2012 on the feature length film of this despicable act, taking place in Eastern Europe, with a bag full of filthy drugs and some slavish whores.
The tall fish tank repair man took a horrific shit onto a plate. Then from the other room a midget came along, dressed as a 1800's army person and forced the shit into the cunt of the lady laying on a glass table (using a canon stoker to push it into the lady's vadge). The lady then proceeded to "Front Shit" the dump onto the glass table.
Every one then decided that 'Front Shitting' is a truly horrible idea.
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1. A "Fan" who only roots for the winning team.
2. A Fake Fan
Myth: Front Runners Only Like Yankees, Patriots, Heat, Bulls, etc
Fact: Believing the myth is basically saying, people from the NY, NE (MASS,NH,VE, MA) are all front runners.
Myth: Front Runners claim that they were "always fans"
Fact: Ask them a simple question like names of 5 players or starters for positions and their answer will reflect what they really are.
Front Runner: Switches their "Favorite" team within 3 years or less.
Fan: Always 1 team for life
Front Runner: Can only name 1-3 players (normally the famous ones)
Fan: Can Name pretty much the whole roster along with player numbers etc.
Front Runner: Never Watches the Games except for championships
Fan: Watches all the Games and actually remembers key highlights.
Actual Conversation with a Front Runner
FR: You See the Superbowl XLVI.
ME: Yea, could have been better if the Pats won
FR: EWWW PATS FAN
ME: You a Giants Fan?
FR: YEA GIANTS RULE!!!!
ME: Yea, well Giants didnt get that 96 yrd drive or a brilliant QB.
FR: I dont Care! Giants WON!!!!
ME:*Suspecting a Front Runner* What was the final score?
FR: I dont Care! Giants WON!!!!
ME: Name 5 players on the Giants and give numbers.
FR: Eli Manning, 10. Hakeem Nicks, dont care. Bradshaw, dont know. Cruz, dont know.
ME: You dont watch Football do you?
FR: To be honest I only root for NY Teams. I Like the Giants, Jets <----WTF???---->Yankees, and Mets.
ME: Wow...even more pathetic than the average Giants Fan.
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A genetic disorder caused by the absence of the SRY gene in homo sapiens and other primates thus causing a pair of double x chromosomes to form. Henceforth these individuals develop a front bum. This disorder is not treatable and not having one when one should have one may lead to serious complications.
To quote Sir Mix A Lot "Baby got back," in the front. Therefore the bum looks as if it is attached not only to the back but to the front and the double x person looks the same from the back as the front thus creating a front bum.
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A pubescent youth who pours over the front page of YTMND every day rejoicing every time a new Brian Peppers site is created, or an internet war with Ebaum is started. These lowly half-humans now inhabit the once-peaceful YTMND forums, yet they stand out among the regular members because no one likes them. The projected maximum age for one of these Front Pagers is 17 to 18, where they will commit suicide as a joke over the internet. Some more famous (therefore making them gayer) frontpagers include MasterSitsu, Syncan, and Boomaga.
DrMongol: Oh no, Max linked the forums to the front page. Invasion is imminent.
NoccGuy: Here come the front pagers. I wish them death.
Front Pagers: kekekekekkekekekekek llolo Gay fuel!1
Kevin Bacon: I scared away the front pagers with my nudity.
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slang for having a baby. to give birth to a child.
The woman front shit out her new baby
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