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(verb) the act of ejaculating on an Asian woman's face and then proceeding to spread semen on face.
I gave my math tutor a Frosted Geisha last night.
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When you freeze a bottle of lube and then use it to briskly stroke your shaft. Bonus points if you are sitting on the edge of a chair with your testicles hanging over a lit tea light candle on the floor. (Chestnuts roasting on an open fire)
Hey Dave, I dropped my bottle of KY Jelly in a snow bank and when I found it I gave myself a Jack Frost.
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Behavior that is sweet and sugary - but completely fake.
I thought she was nice - but it was totally blue frosting.
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The act of bleaching the tips of one's pubic hairs to appear "frosted".
Queen: Girl, you wanna go to da movies tonight?
Wendy: Nahh girl, I gots an appointment to get my weasel frosting on!
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The act of taking a dump and sculpting it in some desired fashion that, once frozen, can be used as a sex toy.
I caught her frosting a deuce in the freezer. She planned to shove it back in like a dildo in a few hours.
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When you ejaculate inside of a condom, snip a hole in the reservoir tip and make designs on the cheek of your partner.
"After we were done we did a little pipe frosting"
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