An impossible-to-win-game (a.k.a. VVVEEERRRYYY HHHAAARRRDDD GGGAAAMMMEEE) that consists of dozens of rules.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/The_Game
Basic Rules:
1. If you think about The Game, you play The Game
2. If you think about The Game, you lose The Game (LOL, you lost... SHIT!)
3. If you lose the game, you don't lose again until you have forgotten and then remembered again.
Dude 1: "When life give you lemons, you just lost The Game."
Dude 2: "I WAS ON A WINNING STREAK!"
(Rule #38 at website above: You cannot have a winning streak)
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Rules of the Game
1.When you think about the game, you lose
2.You can only lose the Game every 30 min
3.When you lose the Game you must shout out "I lost the Game!"
4. (not sure if this is true or not) once you learn about the game you are in the game
5.Once you are in the Game you can't leave
6.You can't win the Game...EVER
Point
Dont think of the Game or else
Man 1 "Hey guess what?"
Man 2 "What"
Man 1 "I lost the Game"
Man 2 "Dude I really hate you right now"
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A 'game' so to speak. There are 3 rules to the game:
1. You must not think about the game at all.
2. You can only lose the game once every 30 minutes.
3. The only way you can win the game is if the queen goes on national TV and says 'I lost the game'.
If someone says 'I lost the game', then you pretty much lost too - you can't not think about the game when someone says I Lost The Game.
Darren: "I lost the game"
John: "Damn you!"
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1. A noun used to describe what players 'spin' in order to attrct a mate.
2. Something that Fag Urkle could not get with a goat.
I feel so sorry for that goat. Tell Urkle to go get some cheese and kiss my ass.
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A rapper from g-unit dat iz from Cedar Blocc Compton Piru Blood Gang.
Game iz a fuccin slob ass nigga.
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That which is done by people who are unable to play sports. If it is done by an athlete, it is done only under certain circumstances, such as no one in the same hemisphere to play baseball with.
Gaming is not a sport, even though certain games immitate sports.
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