lap gash

Creative term referring to a vagina as that area of a woman can be said to resemble a gash or wound.

"She's so fat and hot. I'd love to get inside her lap gash." — Abraham Lincoln

gash browns

when a woman wipes from back to front

always front to back, don't want to be giving yourself gash browns

Waste-gash

"Wastegash" or "Waste-gash" is an insult; Someone who does nothing with their life. (Or nothing much.)

"Katie girl dem, you're such a waste-gash bredrin famalam!"

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crusty gash

discusting unwashed vagina.

but mainly: a fit girl in year 11 called christie.

"oi crusty gash, come suck my bell"

"oh, so you really are called that for a reason christie"

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fair gash

The term 'Fair gash' is usually used to describe a female who is neither ugly, nor what you could call a 8-10 pull. Fair gash is usually pulled by fair cock eg. if your a 6 yourself, you will most likely get 'fair gash' on your best nights, and waste gash on your worse.

Pulled some fair gash out on the pullpatrol last night, wasn't a stunner, then again i was wankered.

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avin a gash

When you are having a smashing time, IE enjoying yourself.

Oh oim Avin a gash oooaaye!

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fanny gash

a small vaginal shaped hole that usually is caused by chaffing to the trousers of bending over and ripping your pants

omg peters trousers chaffed so much that a fanny gash formed

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