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A lot of guys do pussy/stupid shit when they're whipped on their first ever girlfriend. This is the excuse they can use when their buddies rag on them for it.
Example A)
Guy 1: Remember when you went to Stacey's house in the middle of the night to hang out with her, but she was asleep, and you waited outside til morning? That was some creepy shit, dude!
Guy 2: Yeah...First Girlfriend though.
Guy 1: True, I guess it's ok then.
Example B)
Guy 3: Didn't you tell Bec you loved her after 1 day?
Guy 4: Yeah, but First Girlfriend.
Guy 3: Fair enough.
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The girl you commonly hang out with while in-game of your favorite massively multi-player online role-playing game. Her irl boyfriend plays an MMORPG, but she doesn't like the one he plays, so she happens to play the one you like. This results in you and your MMO Girlfriend spending more time with each other than with your irl relationships. You are either single irl, or your irl girlfriend/wife does not play MMOG's, in which case you will soon be single irl. You are not allowed by your MMO Girlfriend to complete quests or advance level without her, so you will likely create at least one other alternate toon to play while she is offline.
To your friends in Vent, this relationship is especially comical if you chose to make your in-game character a female, and your MMO Girlfriend chose to make her toon a male. This is actually a very common occurrence, due to the male player's desire to create an attractive toon to stare at, and the female player's desire to remain largely unidentifiable as a female irl.
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When an escort offers a service more akin to a 'real' relationship rather than just sex. The escort may go with the payer to dinner / the movies etc and engage in conversation, kissing and so forth, before retiring for sex (as what might occur when dating). Men who indulge in such Girlfriend Experiences with escorts are said to be enjoying The Hobby.
It's get the Girlfriend Experience - I don't need to try to impress her - she'll come out with me on the town and later I get garunteed sex. But she is still a prostitute, it costs me." ... "What's the difference between that and when you were going out with my sister?
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an ex-girlfriend who is now/still a fuckbuddy; an ex-girlfriend to whom you still make booty-calls.
John: Dude, did you just sleep with Jenny again? I thought you guys broke up last month?
Rob: Yeah, well, I still use her for booty-calls every now and then. She's a sex girlfriend.
John: I see...
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A girl whom you've had no physical contact with due to geographical constraints but that you date via phone, texting, email, facebook or various other social media avenues. You would adore this girl enough to send messages back and forth throughout the day and look forward to talking on the phone well beyond midnight. The couples brains would become tender lovers prior to the allowance of physical contact.
"I'm sorry, you are nice and all, but I have a brain girlfriend". "She is so far away from me now but she's always with me and my brain and I love her to death".
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Your uncle
the person usually a man which is gonna play Minecraft without talking into a mic and will contact you on discord to break up with you
Yesterday my Minecraft girlfriend put her bed in my friend's house, now I have depression.
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The exact proper puckering of lips and sucking in of cheeks most often used in self-portrait photos taken for Facebook or other social media.
A mobile device is most-often used by the subject of the photo and held at a downward angle. This eliminates any chin and also shows cleavage - both are indicative of girlfriend lips.
The exact purposes for this pose remain unknown, however, among the various motivations: to appear slutty, to attract the lowest common denominator of male, to make oneself appear more thin than is actually the case.
Say there, my brother, indeed, it is difficult to discern the attractiveness level of these bitches seeing as how they all pose with the girlfriend lips.
All of the chicks on my Facebook do the girlfriend lips in their picture. Why don't I ever see them do that in real life.
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