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Grab nut Monday

Every Monday all the ladies can grab any guys nuts as long as they say "Grab nut Monday!" when they say it whoever grabs the most dicks at your school wins grab nut Monday

Random guy: WTF WHY DID YOU GRAB MY NUTS
Random girl: its grab nut monday

by Ooferz.smofferz November 19, 2019


drive by ass grab

the most common form is when a guy walks by a girl, grabs her ass, and keeps walking.

for all you guys reading this DO NOT ever do this. you will never get laid, and girls will write you off as a horny asshole.

girl A: OMG! that fucking asshole just preformed a drive by ass grab on me!

girl B: what a dick! he probably plays video games in his grandma's basement all day

by skytheshadowninja November 27, 2010

12πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Grab Dick Month

This is a holiday, Selected on October. This holiday includes the permission of grabbing someone’s dick. This act is not an offense in any way.

Hey Babe, it’s Grab Dick Month!

by CheetoFuck October 7, 2019

18πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Grab Your Gopher

Verb.

Pronounciation- "Grab Yo're Go Fur"

To masturbate. You know, beat your meat, choke your chicken.

Frank: "Hey dude, did you grab your gopher last night?

Mitch: "Na dude. My grandma was over."

by Koolguy_GT500 March 17, 2010

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Guatemalan Grinder Grab

when a male victim of homosexual rape reaches back between his legs and grabs the testicles of the raper and squeezes them as hard as he can. this technique is often a last ditch effort to halt the rape in progress.
this technique is called the "guatemalan" grinder grab due to the fact that first recorded occurrence of this technique was in Guatemala.


man 1: "why you walkin all funny ralph?"

ralph: "that dirty mexican i was raping last night gave me a guatemalan grinder grab... i think he popped my right ball!"

man 1: "harsh dude! that's why i always chloroform them first!"

by feldpar February 17, 2009

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Grab Pussy day

Every 25th of every month is grab pussy day where u can do anything to a girls pussy (eat that out,fuck , scissor,etc) have fun!

Hey it’s grab pussy day tomorrow maybe we can meet up at my place...

by Boxing12 April 12, 2019

18πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Detroit Grab Bag

After you have sex with a girl you knock her out and then steal the rims off her car.

I was with this girl the other night and gave her a detroit grab bag, bet she didn't see that coming.

by jesustittyfuckingchrist April 22, 2009

54πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž