A man of two personalities, hes the type to break your garden furniture to start a fire and fall asleep in a bush
Tadhg: hey man did you see what happened to Jack last night
Rod: yeah he totally pulled a Hack Jarris, found him in a garden
Omg. Those are uber hacks. You fuckin noob.
I have uber hacks. Want some?
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The mental and/or physical state of someone with a very unhealthy and self destructive lifestyle, generally brought on through over use of alcohol or drugs.
Antonym: wholesome.
Fuck me! Ryan is pretty HACKED OUT. He's completely shit faced eating chinese food off the sidewalk.
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Secret hack activated by one using the name "Squall" in any FPS game.(usually counter-strike)It is RANDOM.
Symptoms include large spurts of headshots and other stuff.
Weird CS-ADMIN: haha Squall ur a nub
Squall:stfu
HEADSHOT-Squall
HEADSHOT-Squall
HEADSHOT-Squall
HEADSHOT-Squall
Weird CS-ADMIN:....wtf!
Squall: haha Squall hack!
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The use of social engineering to gain access to a place or event where you have no business being.
1. Roy wasn't invited to the party but he knew some people there and used social hacking on the bouncer to get in.
2. Frank Abagnale Jr. in Catch Me If You Can escaping his duties as a doctor by making the interns seem incompetent.
3. Joe asked his Dad if he could stay out late, and was refused and went to his Mom and asked her mentioning that Dad had already said it was okay. Joe had been out of the house for two hours before his parents realized they were victims of social hacking.
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Life hacks are done by people who think the earth is flat.
Life hacks "what's the fucking point"
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The girlie hack is some kind of a cheat that is proven to work for almost every MMORPG out there. By exploiting a security hole that is present in the minds of many MMORPG players, it will help you gaining in-game items or experience points.
Since the hack does not run on your computer but in your brain, you do not need any additional software and the hack automatically evolves over time.
In order to use the girlie hack just follow the steps below:
(1) Create a female character that looks sexy (for nerds) but still half-decently dressed.
(2) Pretend that you are a girlie who plays the MMORPG for the first time and is thus a little clumsy. You should also chat quite a lot so that the exploitable players notice you. Excessive use of smilies and emoticons is strongly recommended.
(3) Being the cute, helpless girlie you are now, you will encounter a player who actually believes that you are a girlie in real life due to the previously mentioned security hole in some desperate peoples' minds. When he asks you if you need help, the hack starts to work. Your victim will readily begin to give you experience points/items/whatever without even asking him. Just don't loose your "dumb little girlie" image and everything is fine.
(4) Your victim will ask you for real life data after some time. In order not to get too ensnared into this "relationship", you will have to get rid of your victim. The easiest way to do this is getting a new victim and let jealousy do its work.
Girlie Hacker: "(...) this guy over there told me to bring him some bones but i dont know where to get them !!!!! ;-("
Victim: "This is very easy, you just need to kill the Magic Rabid Mutant Wolves over there. Come on, I will help you."
Girlie Hacker: "Oooh that is soooo cute of you *hug* ^^"
Victim (thinks): "ooooh yessss finally I have a real girlfriend woooooot"
Girlie Hacker (thinks): "Lol 7 level ups in fifteen minutes! Girlie Hack rules!"
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