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National Handjob Day is on May 10th. On this day, any guy is authorized to ask a girl of their choice to give them a handjob.
A: “Hey, it’s National Handjob day today. Wanna give me a handjob?”
B: “Sure, come over to my place!”
The act of an individual giving a handjob using two hands while interlocking the pointer finger of one hand and the pinky finger of the other creating the same grip used when swinging a golf club.
"Everett bro you won't believe it but that girl I meet at that party last night that only had nine fingers gave me a fat Golf Grip Handjob."
"She locked her left hand pointer finger and right hand pinky finger together and started tuggin' my meat... She used the Golf Grip brotha."
When you're driving with your romantic partner and have to stop at a railroad crossing for a train, then the man pulls his penis out and receives a full finished handjob in roughly two minutes, or for however long the train is crossing.
Dick: "Oh look Jane, a train's crossing!"
Jane: "Hey! Nice! You want a two-minute handjob?"
Dick: "Sure babe!"
The process of administering a handjob while wearing awesome sunglasses.
Jessica walked into the room wearing her awesome sunglasses and administered a rock star handjob
when you paint your dick red, white, and blue then before the paint dries, your put on metal claws to resemble talons of an eagal then then jack off using the wet paint as lube.
dude. Why do you have scars on your dick
90 year old man: back in 1972 me and my friends did the all american handjob, too bad all of them died
When you receive a handjob from someone (Male or Female) wearing a Hypercolor T-shirt.
Vince: This Zack Morris Handjob is reminiscent of the early 1990's.
Chris: It's all thanks to my Hypercolor t-shirt, and my extremely large hands.
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A handjob that comes from down under.
My girlfriend surprised me today with a come from behind Australian style handjob.
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