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This is usually when you get to Post Nut Clarity but someone has to punch your nuts right as you reach it.
Guy 1: Dude what happened to Keith?
Guy 2: Oh his girl had done "Heaven's Rejection".
Yeah he can't really nut or have kids for a while.
The slice of heaven was right there, waiting for me to grab it.
heaven is a place were there is no school and you can play games for eternity and actually have friends and not get bullied and you can eat ice cream and candy and dessert forever and also were you are popular and everyone loves you (that last part was a joke but hey thats just a theory A GAME THEORY!!!)
random guy 1: what is heaven
random guy 2: idk im not dead
When you do good in life and then pass away.
My Grandfather was a warrior! He was a sergeant during the Korean war and a owner of all of his bagel franchises. Although he was a businessman, he always fed the poor and hungry. He even gave them info and money to get them to shelters. June 12th, 1996 was the day he was born in Heaven! He will always truly be missed in my lifetime.
The way to call hoe a HOE, respectfully that the hoe will thank you in return.
ME: You beautiful and cute and hotter than hell.
my Heaven On Earth.
MY HOE: Awwwee ty for saying that so sweet.
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A song where some dude is getting tormented and they are fucking stupid and get everything wrong when they were told to spell "answer" and other easy words to spell
Have you heard about heaven says?
Yeah, NOW SPELL ANSWER