1. The coconut helmet is a symbol used to identify people of a strange, usually a pseudo sociopath/psychopathic nature
2. Symbol has resemblance of a monkey on steroids
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1. Damn that guy, he just talks shit! What a Coconut Helmet!
2. Look at this monkey on steroids!! c:U
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A thick condom you use while engaging in anal sex!
Im gonna go get my mudd helmet on cause Im gonna go hit up delia's ass caverns
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A brown-noser; a sycophant.
Jim is always trying to curry favor with our boss; he's a real helmet-polisher.
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The dried crustations of stinky snatch on your helmet while attempting a 'morning after' re-entry.
Last night was hot, but this morning the salmon helmet on my johnson couldn't get the boys to victory.
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The position a male gets into when he lays his testicles in a sleeping female's eyesockets and places his penis between the female's upper lip and the tip of her nose. When the female is tickled she wakes up and is forced to give oral sex to the male.
"I gave Liv a Trojan Helmet when she was asleep once, but she didn't wake up."
"Don't you ever give me a Trojan Helmet again!"
Definition Code A-001
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the hair sticking out of a very hairy ass crack that resembles the "mohawk" on a old fashioned battle helmet.
"wade you need to wax your ass you have a roman helmet down there"
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The act of defecating on someone's head from front to back, so as to imitate a Roman officer's helmet.
"She was so kinky, I gave her a foot-long Roman Helmet!"
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