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Noun. A sex act performed in the winter months of Central Florida by the homely wives of Florida Crackers. The act involves filling their mouths with boiling hot water and performing fellatio on their husband's leathery members. The husband then reciprocates with a Beaver Boil by spitting scalding hot water into his wife's vaginal canal.
"Woo boy, Hattie Kilpatrick must be giving Hugh a righteous Hog Scalding tonight!"
Fat bitches who go to concerts hours early to save a spot and then get mad when they begin to get tired and skinny sexy ladies begin to needle their way through thus ensuring that they will not get to touch a rockstar are called hog blossoms.
Girl: "I just shook that rockstar's hand! Yay!!"
Guy: "That's awesome! I was scared for a minute we wouldn't make it through the hog blossoms."
A very, very fat or obese female.
The Tator Hog asked me thirds at dinner last night.
Something that is really good, excellent or some may say, 'the best'.
Better than the dogs bollocks
Oi!.. Squire!.. Make your way over here and taste this anchovy soup, it really is the hogs hungers! The hogs hungers I tells you!
One who posts constantly on a online bulletin board system, often to gain the respect of a moderator or administrator, though also perhaps just for personal gain (post count) or to gain respect from the community at large.
"He's a right forum hog he is!"