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Doug's Hotdogs. What are you thinking
I opened up shop here, but I had to change the name. Turns out theres already something called a hot doug!
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A small stick that can be put into a hot drink to prevent it from spilling.
Why does Starbucks only offer hot stoppers at the drive through?
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When a girl eats a box of hot tamale candies then proceeds to give a guy head, giving him the sensation that his dick is on fire.
"dude last night your sister gave me a hot coney, i had to call the fire department cause i thought my dick was on fire"
"hahahaha! next time put a bag of ice on it dude"
1. A delicious food you put RIDICULOUS and WACKY condiments on. It is unknown just how HIGH you have to BE to DO something like that.
2. A particularly fine-ass deity.
"Today, I put...JELLY on this hot god."
- Sweet Bro
"That statue of Zeus is making me feel a little gay."
- Anonymous
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when a hirsute baseball enthusiast blows his blueberry jewce (or fresh cream) all over your quivering streudel
bitch, did you get a hot landa from donny last night?
nah, i wanted him to but he told me to wait for the cream. he can fuck a duck for all i care.
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The sillouette of a micropenis in spandex shorts on a roided out lunk at the gym.
When Randy was spotting me, I couldn't help but stare at his hot turtle in my face.
A group of middle aged women that conjugate together to bitch about their husbands as they smoke cigarette like a freight train.
The hot cherries never shut the fuck up and they smell like an ashtray at a bingo parlor.