A professional cocksucker who can make a dick disappear like houdini
Andy: Make this dick disappear like houdini
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An absentee in the group chat. Never there. Zero participation points. They’ll make you worry for their safety every time they ghost the chat. Whoosh. Their silence resounds. You’re left to question; were they ever there in the first place?
“They’re never here anyway. Gods they’re such a houdini”
When a man decides his ugly virgin friend needs some love too, he brings a woman to his apartment and blindfolds her during intercourse. At that point during foreplay you wave your buddy to the room and slowly switch places. Stay close and remember to let her hear your voice near her so she doesn't expect anything fishy..and he then too gets involved in intercourse. After he decides he's done you come back and take over, all without an unsuspecting lady even having any idea of what just happened. Thus you have the Houdini.
Dude we totally got that virgin kid laid last night at that party. We did a houdini on that broad that was grinding on me.
its where ur fuckin a girl i the ass, and right before you nut, u pull it out and tap her on the shoulder.She turns around and you squirt her right in the face.
Me and wendy were fuckin last night and i so gave her a houdini
The act of saying "and for my next trick" while approaching climax and then ejaculate into her eyes and throw the blanket over her face then disappearing (I.e leaving the room)
Yesterday I hung out with Stacy and I Houdinied her.
When you're fucking a chick with the lights on and you turn the light off and you get off and leave and when she turns the lights back on and your friend is fucking her!!
Me and Shane pulled a Houdini on Kelly.
A person who who makes everyone's shit disappear for no reason and at the inconvenience of others.
My coworker is such a houdini, she moved my plants to a different room. I don't even know why!