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Someone who acts like a monkey, usually crazy. But around people they trust. They also look like a monkey. And some might even say he/she even laugh like one.
"I can see that Luca is a Human Monkey"
"See? I told you he was!"
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a person, male or female, who is so good at pleasuring his or her partner that they no longer require a dildo or vibrator to pleasure themselves.
Often a borderline nymphomaniac, the human dildo is an exceptional and sought-after lover.
A good human dildo is just happy to be there, selfless, patient, and thorough in his or her ministrations. Usually produces multiple orgasms.
Girl: "oh WOW! Remember that geeky guy I went out with last night? Well, I wasn't really into him until we started fooling around and he ate me out while finger fucking me at the same time! I have never been so turned on in my life, he knew all my pleasure buttons and wouldn't rush things, even when I was begging him for more! Then, he found my G-spot. Oh. My. God. I lost count after the first 20 orgasms! I could barely walk this morning!"
Friend: "LUCKY! You found a human dildo! Keep that one!
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The entity created by the act of coitus. So named because the resulting entity has eight human appendages.
Dude, I'm totally traumatized. I went over to my parents' house for dinner and I walked in on them making the human octopus.
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A human who sees them selves as a pet, Often a loved one such as a significant other being their master. Wears leashes, collars and are lead around by their master on the leash. Can be male or female.
The goth human pet and her fiance were kicked off of a bus because she wore a collar and leash.
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Someone who is extremely loose, outrageous, silly, etc. every time they do anything whilst interacting with others in a social environment.
Also known as Juman (pronounced Jooman).
"Shake was such a Joke Human the other night when he swallowed a bottle cap."
"Those NFC boys over there are a bunch of Jumans."
In the series Supernatural, it is said that the angel Castiel is "in love.. With humanity." This upset quite a few Destiel fans, those who believes that Castiel (Cas) and Dean are in love.
When Misha Collins, actor of Cas, were answering to questions from fans, he said "by humanity.. Do you mean Dean?"
Therefore, Humanity and Dean has now become a pun for Dean.
"By humanity... do you mean Dean?"
-Misha Collins
Fans:
"Castiel is in love with Dean and humanity."
The act of finishing off on a girls face and then using your dick to smear your recently departed swimmers all over her face.
She was giving a great BJ so I covered her face in my Human Spackle.