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a liberal who gets all whiny when everyone is making jokes. even though the jokes are meant to be harmless, the liberal's poor little inner child gets hurt, because his inner child is up his arse and there's no room for it alongside the stick that already resides in it.
Jesus Christ, StevieMadrid, how can you be such a butt hurt liberal with such an extensive collection of flavored lubes!?
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The emotional distance between the speaker and people in the speaker's life whose feelings may be hurt by an action or inaction by the speaker.
Shaq: I'm bothered that you didn't click "like" on my newborn's pic on Facebook.
Phil Jackson's hair stylist: WTF? I'm in your Butt Hurt Radius?
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A benign method of informing others that you have spent entirely too much time sitting on your ass.
I would get up and administer CPR to Mr. Johnson Judy, but my ass hurts.
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used when someone is having a bitchfest and ranting on and on about some complaint. tell, them, your what hurts, and it basically means shut up and stop bitching.
so i'm so tired today and i woke up late and i couldn't find my homework then i forgot my cell phone....
...dude, your what hurts??
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A condescending phrase used to imply that whatever personal bias you have is inherently improper and invalidates your argument, and thus absolves the person using the phrase of actually having to argue legitimately (99% of the time due to them having no debate skills, composure, and the mentality of a five year-old.
Part of the larger family of phrases/retardation that idiots use to try and hide their lack of debate skills/fact checking. Right up there with some dumbass making a general statement with no sources or validity, someone calling them out and asking for such, and said person saying along the lines of “OMG I’m gonna act so offended/stupeified you want actual proof that I hope everyone else paying attention glosses over the fact I’m conveniently doing this to avoid looking like a retard!” Instead of giving said proof (because they have none).
Popular on places filled with pseudointellectuals, retards, and cuckolds i.e. reddit.com
Functioning person: I believe women should be held to the same standard as men when it comes to sentencing for crimes, and that divorce courts are hideously biased against men along with the statistics to prove it.
Reddit phaggot: who hurt you??? Incel! Orange man bad! I’m telling my wife’s boyfriend!
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A devastating blow of the most extreme measure.
Tim: "Dude I just drank the last Old Style but I saved you a Miller Light (or any inferior beer)".
Brian: "That hurts my soul man".
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A "Betty butt hurt" refers to a person of either sex that is constantly upset over small and stupid situations, or after getting roasted in the group chat. Can also just be used by calling the person "Betty".
"Man, RJ was a real Betty butt hurt after Ash roasted him last night."
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