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On November 28th it’s National Slap your husband day!!
Husband: Hey babe
Wife: *Slaps husband*
Husband: Ow! what was that for!?
Wife: Today’s National Slap your husband day!
A female polygamist who's about to marry 30 fuckin husbands.
Little did the first husband know he would be the first of 30 for the 30 husband bachelorette. He also didn't know when he moved to the state of Metah that beheadings were the state capital punishment, and that she would have him and 5 other husbands beheaded over time.
A man (or woman) filling all the responsibilities of a spouse, but to whom you are not married.
Barry is the best husband-like person I have encountered in my life.
a partner who is typically behind the camera taking photos of their partner. can either be giving or receiving direction. has a good understanding of photography lighting. has heard the phrase "honey, my eyes were closed!" often, and has learned to take multiple pics.
"Have you seen Maggie's vacation feed? Her tripod husband is so good, her photos look amazing"
a perfect boy. the most caring, funny, annoying boy that remembers all the small details and will never take that hairband that you gave him off
person 1: whos belles husband
person 2: hes just perfect
A guy you see in the hallway everyday at school that you find attractive, but you won’t talk to.
Omg that’s my hallway husband!
A husband who is not good looking and mooches off his wife's money.
Kiki: I make all the money! Why don't you work.
Husband: I'm busy gamingleave me alone!
Kiki: Ugh!
Husband: *quietly plays games*
Kiki: You're such a trashy husband!