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Someone who says they'd love to get your thoughts on something, then calls it censorship when you let them know that toning their mouth down would be helpful to themself and others, which is censoring what they say about what they think.
You'd have to be a fuckin moron to ask people to share their thoughts then call it censorship when they do. The worst kind of hypocrite is the one that doesn't think they're a hypocrite too.
Someone who expects more of everyone else than they do of themselves, but is still somehow without narcissism.
The hypocrite didnt see anything hypocritical about anything he/she said or did. He/she didnt think that he/she was a hypocrite too.
The kind of person who tries to take control of other people's lives to gain the sense of control they dont have over themself and their own life.
The impulsive guy/girl didnt have any sense of control without the control being an attempt at control over other people and their lives. He/she seemed to think that he/she was the opposite of the hypocrite everybody else was, that he/she was freeing them from hypocrisy, when really he/she was as much of a hypocrite as anybody else.
Someone who pokes fun at double standards they're guilty of practicing themselves.
Girl- When I was 6, I made fun of the 12 year old white kids who listened to rap and talked like gangsters, then I started wearing my hat backwards, listening to rap, and talking like a gangster. I didn't see that coming, I thought I'd never be a hypocrite like the older people I tried to make fun of. I thought my perspective had the broadest horizons of all.
Someone who pokes fun at double standards they're guilty of practicing themselves.
Girl- When I was 6, I made fun of the 12 year old white kids who listened to rap and talked like gangsters, then I started wearing my hat backwards, listening to rap, and talking like a gangster. I didn't see that coming, I thought I'd never be a hypocrite like the older people I tried to make fun of.
Someone who's testing whether they were being tested, even when they werent.
The hypocrite was always testing whether he/she was being tested, thinking everybody else was playful and playing when he/she was, and quick to call people on double standards he/she was practicing himself/herself, because he/she didn't know that he/she was as much of a hypocrite as anybody else.
Someone who will break the law to enforce it.
The hypocrite broke more laws than some of the people he/she was having put in jail.