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Ha ha ha - the background is everybody who ever had more than one friendship. The definition is that it is OVAH sucker, just like you knew it was but didn't want to admit it to yourself.
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This is what you say when someone near you is on the phone so whoever they happen to be talking to thinks they were about to get some but then were rejected.
Victim: "Oh, yeah so the other night I was talking to-"
Random person: "No, I don't want to take my pants off!"
Person on the phone: "Who was that..?"
Victim: "Um...."
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A phrase one uses to convey that one does not desire to receive any of someone else's stuff.
When he asked me to eat lunch with him, I told him, "I don't want nun of yo ravioli, nigga."
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When you look past your short term goals.
God, im sick of sex i just want love 😭😭
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Phoebe Buffay said this in the show Friends
When you aren’t in the mood of doing something but you wanna be polite
For example : Can you help me doing my laundry?
I wish I could but I don’t want to
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1) Often occurs when trying to study or do any work.
2) Often confused with ADHD.
3) Can happen mid-sentence.
4) Power and symptoms often underestimated.
1) You don't stay focused when studying. I'm pretty sure you you have "I don't want to do my work syndrome." or commonly known as IDWTDMWS.
2) You: Doc. I think I have ADHD. I mean I can't focus when I'm working or studying.
Docter: No, you must have IDWTDMWS, or I don't want to do my work syndrome.
3) You writing: Billy is almost.......
You talking: What was that thing I was going to watch?
4) Your working one minute then get distracted and the next thing you know its been 5 hours since you did the thing you
were supposed to be doing.
I don't want to do my work syndrome. (IDWTDMWS) is a very serious thin, don't underestimate it.
used when the mother of child wants to manipulate the father in some way by depriving the father visitation and using the guise of it being "that bitch" the fathers girlfriend, friend, or any female the said mother is slightly jealous of or feels is leverage enough to use against said father
dad to baby momma: so can _______ come visit for the weekend, as outlined in our papers?
baby momma to dad: no
dad to baby momma: why? its in the papers... its my weekend!
baby momma to dad: "i don't want that bitch around my kid(s)", you can come see _______here at my house with my lame ass and then we can talk.
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