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iPhone 14

Ok, i know i said last year that the iPhone 13 was the iPhone 12 but with diagonal cameras but the 14 is LITERALLY THE 13. Same camera layout, both 60hz, same OLED display and same battery life. Only new things are Autofocus, Car crash detection and THATS LITERALLY IT. JUST BUY AN IPHONE 14 PRO, 13 OR 12!!! 14 pro is nice tho.

Person: THE IPHONE 14 IS THE ALL NEW IPHONE!!!
Giga chad: Its the same as the 13. Just autofocus and car crash detection.
Person: I'll preorder the 14 Plus. I need good battery life.

Giga chad: Good.

(Also im not an apple hater i use an iphone 11 and other apple tech)

by munsworldddddddd September 22, 2022

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iPhone 5c

A shitty phone that does not need to be flexed

1: "hey have you seen my iPhone 5c."

2: "I think my mom just called me on my iPhone 5c"

by Niggerkid69 September 1, 2017

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planet-iphones

An awesome website that never seems to be down. It's always lightning fast.

I was on planet-iphones yesterday and it was speedy as usual.

by John Goosnat February 24, 2008

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iPhone spraytan

The orangeish-yellow hue that the iPhone camera tints the skin.

Mary looked so tan in her new profile pic I though for sure she had just gotten back from the Jersey Shore, but it turns out it was just an iPhone spraytan.

by snoozysooz January 10, 2012

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iphone 12

exactly the same shit as the 11 just a brick thats priced $300 more and a way for apple to make more money

Jacob- dude did u hear the new iphone 12 came out
Marcus- thats stupid whats new about it, more cameras?
Jacob-oh good point

by idrk8080 November 10, 2020

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iPhone 12

If the iPhone 5S (2013) and the iPhone 11 (2019) had a baby, their baby would be the iPhone 12. There is nothing amazing nor abominable to say about the 12. The usual caveats are present (e.g. higher price), but the sharp and squared-off sides is quite a nice refreshing design choice in my opinion.

Oh, and this is the first iPhone to feature magsafe charging which, more importantly, means that your iPhone is magnetic and you can stick it onto any magnetic surface. Why? Because magnets, man!

Can your iPhone do this? *takes X-ray photo with the OnePlus 8 Pro*
No, but it can do this *sticks iPhone 12 onto a giant magnet*
Oh shit, that is kinda cool tbh.

(this example is /s )

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 31, 2021


iphone bullshit

This is when an iPhone turns off unexpectedly and unreasonably

Guy 1- β€œMy iphone was at 70% and it died.”
Guy 2- β€œiphone bullshit.”

by Urban_thesaurus December 22, 2017