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Robinson Minute

Giving someone a wedgie, then folding their legs back to tuck both feet, up to the toe knuckles, into the wasteband of their underpants. This is very difficult for the victim to escape, as they are crawling around the floor as if they just had both legs severed at the knees. The proper etiquette is to let them out after one minute has passed.

"Hey dude, I heard you and Erick had a chat."

"I actually ended up giving him 20 Robinson Minutes, but I was a gentleman and let him out when his time was up."

by CountZoloft December 18, 2020


Rollover Minutes

When you get so high that you are still high the next day.

Dude I was so high last night, I still got rollover minutes this morning.

by Noggie March 8, 2015


GVB minute

A GVB minute is an undefined amount of seconds a minute can last. The Amsterdam Public Transport Company (GVB) has the tendency to display the amount of minutes a tram or metro should arrive but one GVB minute can be five real minutes.

“Sarah at what time will you arrive? I don’t know Julia. My metro should be here within 3 GVB minutes. Oww, okay than I have some time to walk the dog.”

by Taalknaap December 10, 2019


Messenger Minute

The time it takes to respond to a non-urgent internet message, ranging anywhere from 10 minutes to up to six months after receiving the message

Named after (though not limited to) Facebook Messenger

“Do you think Sarah will be here soon?”

“Nah, she’ll be here in a Messenger Minute.”

by ActionManly June 22, 2021


clutch minute

The very last minute you have to clutch and get to the bathroom before you cannot hold out any longer and shit your pants.

Guy 1: I entered the clutch minute yesterday luckily I got to the bathroom in time
Guy 2: I entered the clutch minute a couple years ago I didn't make it to the bathroom...

by Jorisim October 18, 2015


California Minute

A unit of Time that equals to 10 minutes

My boi took 2 California minutes to get here.

by YuOfTheNight December 13, 2018


sacramento minute

Several minutes, usually about eight.

I'm around the corner, be there in a sacramento minute.(passing j street, gotta get off on 26th)

by LePresident June 3, 2018