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When you lose your Anal Virginity.
B-card aka Butt Card.
Similar to your V-Card
Clint went downtown last night and was mugged in an alley. Clint's attacker also took Clint's B-Card. Clint got raped
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B-Card is a restricted driver's license in Minnesota that is issued after you get 3 DWI's within a ten year period. Person's who receive a B-card agree to never consume any amount of alcohol for the remainder of their life, whether they are driving or not. Agreeing to this tyranny is the only way to have your driving privilges restored after your 3rd DWI. The back of your driving license states that any use of alcohol or illegal drugs invalidates your license. Any driving or non-driving B-card violations (alcohol comsumed) results in a 3-year termination of your driving privileges.
Once you get a B-card in Minnesota, you are hosed for life.
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the act of a guy swiping his hand from a girl's ass to the front of her pussy..
Jaymee slapped David for credit carding her at bowling the other night, he still has a fuckin handprint...
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When a person is poor and in need of financial assistance, the state will sometimes provide funds for the purchase of food. The economically depressed person will be issued a "Link Card" which he or she can use as a debit card when purchasing food.
Unfortunately, the definition written by "makinde" was not correct. The Link Card is not for people in "rat infested" areas, nor is Chicago a poor excuse for a city. Further, Link Cards are not used only by "lazy" people.
Makinde needs to remove his or her prejudices before providing a a definition.
This link card works like a debit card. Use it to purchase food.
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1. Overpriced toilet paper
2. Guaranteed to make you a fan of the pokemon card games.
Yugio cards are good for nothing but wiping the turds off your ass. The game sucks and everything about Yu Gi Oh is utter shit.
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The quintessential “got laid” sexual euphemism where the card is the penis and the credit card terminal (swiper) is the vagina.
Example: My wife got card-swiped by my best friend and now I’m the father of triplets.
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is it a date, is it a mate. Meeting someone from the opposite sex who you know well enough to call a mate, but there's also a bit more going on. It goes somewhere, but at the last minute when you're about to stick it in (for lads) or you're to be stuck (for lasses, maybe lads) they call the mate card.
Albert: "How did it go with Angela last night"
Ronny: "Yeah it was going really well, she was naked and that and we were about to do it but she pulled the mate card."
Albert: "Nooooooooooo, bitch"
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