flesh pretzel

When two person's penis are tied together

Munchler and Bakedbeans had such a strong flesh pretzel that one was never seen one place without the other.

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pure flesh

The act of thrusting one's palm into a bare man's genitals with extreme force. Usually done as a malicious act of revenge.

Bothered by the numerous sexual advances of Tyler, Erica accordingly decided to remove Ty's pants and undergarments in order to pure flesh him. She then slammed his balls into his stomach with her palm.

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flesh balloon

a fully erect penis. colloquial term for male genitalia in an erect state.

Sally was disapointed by Ted's flacid flesh balloon.

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flesh lotus

Another name for female genitalia.

I can't wait to taste the nectar of my girlfriend's flesh lotus.

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flesh diamond

Another name for for the vagina.

So I scored yesterday....pounded out that flesh diamond.

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flesh tank

noun, person able to inflict a lot of damage, cause havoc and chaos while sustaining minimal damage to themselves, and others that they are protecting

arnold shwarzenegger is a world famous flesh tank

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Flesh-stache

The female answer to the motorboat. Basically, the lady takes his penis, and comically places it across her upper lip and speaks in a french accent.

"I was totally fooled by your flesh-stache, I thought you were french!"

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