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This phrase is a combination of the two phrases: the smartest guy in the room, and the sharpest tool in the shed. The phrases are practically identical in meaning, so combining the phrases is a move of a literary genius. The phrase: the smartest tool in the shed means the smartest tool in a hypothetical shed.
He’s not the smartest tool in the shed, it takes him a little bit to understand.
He might be the smartest tool in the shed, but that doesn’t make him a good person.
A wholesome story about a mother and son reconnecting!
Guy 1: Yo, brb, gonna go read Shedding Inhibitions.
Guy 2: What?
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A wholesome story about a mother and son reconnecting!
Guy 1: Yo, brb, gonna go read Shedding Inhibitions.
Guy 2: What?
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once a persons levels of energy become so low, that even the smallest effort becomes almost impossible, breathing no longer is a habit it becomes a chore.
even going inside to take a piss is an effort so you resort to pissing behind it, but even that is an effort so you ask to piss out of the window.
Ashley: close the door marcus
Marcus: i cannot be arsed because i have the worst case of shed syndrome.
when shed syndrome becomes that bad that you piss behind the shed
To relinquish or releive yourself of something.
A Barman wearing an unsightly hoodie was told by clients to ‘shed it’
Matt was in 3rd grade after school. He went to go ride his dirtbike its was stolen 25 years ago. From Barney's Shed.
Shed Richie is a gentleman, he will not back down to any challenges, he will take you on!, he believes everyone is cool except Paedophiles, racists and anyone who is against the LGBTQ+ Community,
Phil :Hey that guy looks like a gentleman
Neil: must be shed Richie