whack the bag

To jerk off profusively pounding on your sack.

I caught Gil whacking his bag today.

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French whack

the act of placing the erect male genitalia i.e. fuck stick, between two lucious female breasts

Me: "Your sister gave me a French whack last night!"
You: "What the fuck is a French whack?"
Me: "It's a titty fuck!"

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whack shack

A bed with a canopy arranged in such a manner as to allow complete privacy for the act of masturbation.

Billy spends all day hidden in his whack shack.

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whack-job

1. A Person for whom failure is so consistant that they are slowly driven into madness.

2. Someone who partakes in unbelievably odd behavior that a reasonable human would avoid.

See LaToya Jackson

"Man.. every since billy lost his fast food job for the 12th time he's been acting like a total Wack-job"

"Prisoner #46729675 has been wiping his ass with his hands & not washing them for weeks on end.. What a Wack-job

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whack off

To whack off means to beat your meat forcefully.

When I've got morning wood I whack off!

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sack whack

wen sum1 whips sum1s royal jewels so hard that it causes the sad victim to cry in terrific agony, which caused the perpetrator to laugh in victory.
it also proves if u r homosexual: if u sack whack sum1 n get pleasure out of it u r officially gay.

1.George: *sack whack* GAILY RITUAL!
Dom: ARGHHHHHHH oh holy bannanas my balls r on the grounD! OMFG
George: ohh that felt soo good (george is offically proved gay)

2. Jack: *sack whack* DAILY RITUAL!
Bill aka vill: wat happened? (vill obviously has no balls)
Jack: (sad because of unsuccesion) *loading pistol to head*

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weed whacked

Being stopped from smoking weed. Derived from the terms cock block and twat swat.

I was going to smoke this fat ass blunt with my homies but then my girlfriend weed whacked me and forced me to stay in.

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