Internet

Another name for the another dimension that collects all of our ideas. We can connect to this 2nd dimension by clicking on small doorways on your computer called "icons" and look around. This other dimension is connected to all computers via magic created by people known as wizards. Though many have tried to enter this other world, none have succeeded.

I saw my dead grandmother's dog on the internet the other day!!!

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Internet points

An often ironic synonym for the upvotes/likes you can get on various websites. "Internet points" is often used to point out that these have no real value, and craving for likes is pretty useless.

"Look, my post got over 1000 Upvotes!"

"Your Internet points won't pay the bills, Jim."

Internet fairy

A person who searches the Internet for things that they like, comments on them in a positive way, and praises people for posting things that the fairy likes. An Internet fairy is the opposite of an Internet troll.

An Internet fairy totally bombarded my Facebook post with enthusiastic and uplifting comments

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potato internet

Generally used to describe really horrible Internet service that either lags or disconnects. Potatoes are a rudimentary electricity source, as many of you should have learned in elementary school.

Tell John to fix his potato Internet.

internet explorer

A simple Windows XP tool which allows the user to browse to Mozilla.com and download Firefox, a web browser.

As soon as I installed XP I opened Internet Explorer and grabbed the latest version of Firefox.

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internet atheist

Typically an angry teenager or other power inhibited individual who thinks that all religion across the globe is either Islamic Terrorist or American Christian Fundamentalist and that their arguments are sound because they have watched a Dawkins video online. They take special pleasure in assuming that people with a faith are either deeply offended or will change their life due to anonymous comment based "wisdom".

I wear Internet Atheist t-shirts that try offend old women because I want the world to be free of things that offend me. I am just that devoted. Now go away, I'm playing Skyrim.

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Internet Disorder

In·ter·net dis·or·der,
n.

Any psychological disorder whose root pathological cause lies in exposure to certain aspects of the Internet. These include, but are not limited to:

·Google Amnesia;

·Hyperlink ADD (HADD);

·Forum Schizophrenia; and

·Internet Fuckwad Syndrome (IFS).

Treatment of such disorders may ultimately require the removal of the patient from the Internet - the main vector of Internet Pathogens.

My brother has never been the same since he went online; he's being a total douchebag on forums, and can surf Wikipedia for days on end, but have no recollection of where he's been. I should call a doctor; he's suffering from some form of Internet disorder.