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Your dicks way of saying "Hey, you've ignored me for 8 hours, now i'm going to make you piss all over your feet"
I got morning wood, and mom didn't see it, so she gave me a hug and got a suprise.
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aka Rijah, Lij, Lijah, Wood, Woody, Teh Sex
An amazing male actor most famously seen in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, but most beloved in Try Seventeen(All I Want). Known for his big, beautiful, blue eyes.
Especially great when coupled with Dominic Monaghan and/or Billy Boyd.
1. Dom: Elijah Wood, are you famous because of your big beautiful blue eyes? Big, blue...
EW: *maniacal laughter* ummm....
2. Dom: Elijah, you dumped Franka Potente. VIE?
EW: *maniacal laughter* ummm....
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Wake up from fucking someone hot in your dream (wet dream) and have an erection
Girl "honey why you still in bed"
Guy "trying to get rid of my moring wood"
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Southern blacks used "peckerwood" as a derogatory term to describe poor and/or rural Southern whites. A dictionary of African-American slang explains that the term "peckerwood" had its origins in the word "woodpecker." Blacks saw blackbirds as a symbol of themselves and the contrasting redheaded woodpecker as a representation of whites. Eventually, the word "woodpecker" was inverted to become "peckerwood" in an attempt to hide the meaning and origin of the term. Later, peckerwood came to be used in the North as well, as a general description for white people.
At some point, peckerwood evolved into a term used to describe white prison inmates. In prison slang, a peckerwood or "wood" was a white inmate who was willing to fight to avoid being raped or robbed. Over time, white inmates appropriated the term peckerwood and made it a source of pride.
Currently, the term peckerwood is used to refer both to white youths with loose ties to white power gangs in and out of prison, as well as to actual skinhead gangs who have incorporated "peckerwood" into their name. The various Peckerwood gangs appear to be concentrated largely in California, where they participate in the methamphetamine trade and have ties to other white supremacist gangs such as the Nazi Low Riders. Peckerwood gang members have been charged with a variety of crimes ranging from dealing drugs to attempted murder. Many gang members sport Peckerwood tattoos to display their affiliations.
Yo' best watch yo' self pecker-wood cause in here you da nigger
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The Gryffindor quidditch teams' keeper and captain in the Harry Potter series. Of Irish origins, known for being specifically dedicated to quidditch and only quidditch.
His obsession with baseball is on the borderline of being the same as Oliver Wood's quidditch obsession.
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Elijah Jordan Wood is an actor born January 28, 1981. His nicknames are Lij, Eli, and Elwood.
He has been acting since the age of 8. He is best remembered for his brilliant portrayal of Frodo Baggins in The Lord of the Rings trilogy. He has also starred in Bobby, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Sin City, Green Street, Everything Is Illuminated, Day Zero and Paris, je t'aime. He has been the voice for Spyro the Dragon, starting with The Legend of Spyro: A New Beginning.
In 2005, he started his own record label, Simian Records. One of the bands he has discovered are The Apples in Stereo. A wonderful band with a sound very similer to the Beatles.
He has recently broken a world record by being the first to cross Victoria Falls.
Elijah's next project is the The Passenger (2008).
In an interview about Everything Is Illuminated, director Liev Schreiber commented that Wood has a "generosity of spirit" and a "sincere goodness as a human being." He also has supported several campaigns for charity as Keep a Child Alive or ALDO/YouthAIDS In addition to charity work, Wood is a known music buff who admits to owning something in the range of 4,000 CDs, and once cited his favorite band as The Smashing Pumpkins.
He is a DJ and loves music with a passion.
He has a tattoo on his waist (right side) of the Elvish number 9.
He has been dating Pamela Racine since 2004.
Elijah Wood is an incridible actor, DJ, producer, director and person. Though some claim he is only remembered as Frodo, this is not true as he is a brilliant actor with many movie parts and talents. His fans will always remember him as a legend.
Wow, Elijah Wood is such a talented, sweet, caring person!
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An animal typically found inhabiting basements, garages, and other locations typically associated with motor driven machines. Signs of a wood possum infestation include but are not limited to: tins of Grizz, 2-liters of Diet Mountain Dew, and empty bottles of Jeremiah Weed.
The Wood Possum was spotted in his natural habitat reading Pirate4x4.com and contributing to the Ford discussions.
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