HINDLE-ISM (pleetoes inspired)
“Truth is bae.Truth is justin beiber. Don't be holy be holy-ish”
As in -ish i mean don’t twerk when highschoolers demand you to, that wouldn’t be very holy of you.
Holy-ish religion rules
Must listen to justin beiber bc bieber is key to being holy-ish
PUPPIES when sad puppies
Love assault (hit out of love) if they were not out of love that is not holy
“Wanna make out” NO NO NO NO NO we are too holy for that
Leaving read receipts on ! (EMMA CAN'T RELATE)
MUST NEVER BE A COLORED PENCIL(except on twin day)
Always must wear a hoodie
VEGETABLES ARE A NO NO
Must believe kailyhn is hotter than the sun
Daily selfies must be taken
Rock and roll sign (we use to show god and jesus we love him)
Youth group is not to praise god but to look at hot guitar player duhh
NO PEPSI we PREFER COKE (not the drug kind )
Must believe that john b is hot
Must have straight-ish teeth (#INVISALIGN)
Emma (OCD child) MUST NOT live by a fence (doesnt matter cuz it doesn't exist)
NO EMO’S
Must have a John B phone case
Must be given a nickname by “THE HOLY-ISH HINDLE
Must not be retarted (sassy tassi can't relate)
Don't ditch me or threaten to stop talking to me
DOES NOT HAVE CALENDARS OF HER MOM (EMMA CAN'T RELATE)
MUST SEND A JAWLINE PIC)
doesn't get mad when u hit them (EMMA CANT RELATE)
doesn't hang up on you (anze cant relate)
-ISH IS KEY
CO FOUNDERS
SASSI TASSI (isaac) OCD-ISH CHILD (EMMA)
MADE BY THE HOLY-ISH KAILYHN
we are part of "hindle-ism"
The ability to loose all reference of reality when you move to the second floor office
Jim really thought that all the guys loved him when he moved upstairs, but it's was just a case of 2nd floor ism
When it is agenst a persons (moral) religion to be mean or hurt someone's feelings on purpose without an apology and/or a reason for the treatment of that person. A person who's religion is very childlike. With the mind of a toddler and the attention span of a squirrel. Is destracted easily and enjoys coloring. Also can be called a kellyist.
Dude: Yo man that guy keeps messing with her, why dont she do anything?
Other guy: Naw man, she won't, she's into Kelly-ism.
Dude: Hey amber what's up?
Amber:Coloring, hey, why is the sky blue!
Dude: Wait, what? Are you a kellyist?
Amber: What were we talking about again?
Dude: *sigh* NEVERMIND amber. NEVERMIND.
Frequently observed observations of the mannerisms of Michael
Guy 1 farts.
Guy 1: "Pardon me, I must say"
Guy 2: "Ha, nice Michael-ism!"
A cultural movement in the upper echelons of the chumocracy, when you ensure big contracts, Government or otherwise, get awarded to your old school pals from Eton (or their spouses) regardless of their innate ineptitude.
Cosmo: oh amazing... but like, how did she get that job as Head of Test n Trace, with that track record?
Sebastian: Usual dido-ism, amigo. Boffo nobbed her brother at Balliol
(Short for “Pimpism”)
1. (n) noun - the study, science and mathematics of the Pimp Game; an entire distinct doctrine, practice and theory that constitutes all principles of Pimpin' a bitch or a hoe; an ideology that governs Pimp philosophy and Pimpknowledgy including how "pimps" dress, walk and talk.
2. (n) noun - the man himself is referred to as, Ism, Izm, or "The Izm."
3. (adj) adjective - a word used on the West Coast, West Coast slang within that area's Pimp culture, circa late 1900s, primarily used to covertly refer to a Pimp, Pimping, or the Pimp Game.
1. (n) Izm - EXAMPLE: "Youngblood, you gots to be a student, a disciple of the Izm or Ism if you want your own stable one day. Live it, love it, breathe it, be it and son.... the money, you will see it! This is the way Baby J."
2. (n) Izm -EXAMPLE: "After knowledge, there's no excuse... Everybody won't accept the Izm or Ism, 'cause everybody ain't the Izm. Some do, some don't... Some will, some won't. YA DIG?" #IzmOnDeck
3. (adj) Izm - EXAMPLE:"You ain't got enough Game or enough of the Izm or Ism to step to me, Jack!"
an act of opression against women by asserting dominace over them using silly stuff
i follow kosi-ism