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When Sophie started a tv show on Netflix and doesn’t finish it. Moves on to the next show
“Stick to one show stop having tv show commitment issues.”
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catalina keeps talking about how her mom left her and she keeps trying to make jokes so she can cope with the pain
catalina has mommy issues because her mom left her and because her friends are mean as hell
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When you're getting called out on your bullshit and you need to quickly derail the conversation, accuse your accusers of distracting from the real issue.
"Hey could you stop talking over women?"
"I can't believe you're distracting from the real issue, class. You make me sick."
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When you know your dog lowkey hates you, but you love it too much to care.
(Similar to daddy issues, but not really.)
"My dog bit me yesterday, but I didn't scold her. Instead, I apologized and praised her for saying no and teaching me her consent boundaries."
"Dude, you have some serious doggy issues."
On a tweet relating to cars*
Prostitute bot: Pussy in bio
@GDamus: hey prostitute bot, I don’t wanna see your butt, boobs and private part, Now shut up and stop commenting on people tweets about your stinky vulva or vagina. Sheesh this is twitter’s biggest issue and Elon is not doing anything about it
In the United States, this is a euphemism for "personally embarrassing to someone with power."
The FBI has released the full results of the years-long investigation, redacting only those sections that are a national security issue.
A term originating from the world of motorsports, specifically associated with the Skip Barber race car, a notoriously tricky and challenging vehicle to drive. A "skip issue" refers to a specific skill issue faced by drivers who struggle to handle the Skip Barber car with finesse and control.
Person A: "Man, I thought I was a good driver until I tried racing the Skip Barber. It's so hard to keep it from spinning out!"
Person B: "Yeah, it's not for everyone. If you can't handle it, you might have a skip issue. It takes a lot of practice and precision to tame that beast."